Letters to The Akatsuki
Dear MyCandyLove, it is nice to hear from someone who appreciates true art, which is eternal. As for Deidara getting turned into a puppet... Leader-sama would kill me if I did. It's a nice idea though.
I don't have a problem with termites. What kind of a shinobi would I be if I had termites?!
And no, Tobi doesn't bother me. He sticks around Deidara. They make quite a lot of noise, and it's VERY annoying. I'm considering killing both of them in their sleep.
No, I don't have a crush on Konan. No, I don't think a paper puppet could be our child. No, Konan and I are not getting married.
I have to end this letter. I think Deidara's going to blow apart the base- Tobi stole some of his clay or something.
-Sasori Akasuna.
Sasori put the pen down, almost spilling the jar of ink that rested next to his other arm when a large boom rang through the air.
Deidara had obviously blown something up, hopefully something of Tobi's. But if it was something of Sasori's... there would be hell to pay.
Sasori sent the letter via hawk, and stood up, opening the door to his room. Tobi came running, almost knocking into him. "Deidara senpai's mad!" he wailed, running away like a child.
Sasori face-palmed. Living here was so irritating...