You would think Alice's tale of wonderland was just too unreal to happen out of a dream, right? Well that's what I used to think, Note 'used to'. That sense of what is real and what is not faded a while ago. Now I just have my 'standards' and am pleasantly surprise when I am proved wrong. I bet by now you are wondering who I am and if you are currently meeting a sane individual.
For the first question my name is Alice (I'm not kidding) and everyone calls me Allie, or used to anyway. I'm fourteen going on fifteen. I have curly blonde hair that reaches just below my shoulder blades. My eyes are brown with flashes of green, if you look close enough. I have a roundish figure that hides muscles. As for the rest you shall find out later. Maybe.
The second question, we shall see. Although I like to think that an insane person couldn't tell a tale like this one. So follow me into my personal rabbit hole. Watch your step. It's a long way down.