disclaimer: kuroko no basuke © tadatoshi fujimaki
title: gentleman
summary: —because daiki is no gentleman.
note: ah...where did all the gentleman go? /sobbing.
if daiki was...a gentleman.
Satsuki could imagine it. She could definitely imagine it.
He would address her as, Momoi-sama, and kiss her hand in greeting.
He would also kiss her feet. He would tell her everyday just how beautiful she was while he held her in a soft and gentle embrace because that's what gentlemen did. He'd bring her flowers and chocolates and write poems about her. He'd shower her with gifts she didn't need. He'd open doors for her without her asking (and he definitely wouldn't expect her to open doors for him!). He'd feed her too. He also wouldn't ditch her, leave her on her own, at random intervals.
And, when she said goodbye, he would beg her to stay and maybe she would and maybe she wouldn't. It all depended on whether or not her knew how to beg her properly. She wasn't entirely opposed to the idea of him on his knees.
Also, when he kissed her, he'd ask for permission. He'd say something like, "Momoi-sama, may you please gift me with a kiss?"
And she would answer, "Maybe..." Because maybe she would kiss him and maybe she wouldn't. It all depended on whether or not she felt like having him kiss her. She would though, probably, most likely, let Daiki kiss her because being kissed by him wasn't so bad. Nope, it definitely wasn't bad. She kind of liked it, actually, but she would never tell him that. A gentleman didn't need to have his ego inflated (more than it already was).
And, after their kiss, he would tell her how much he loved her.
And, maybe, she would tell him how much she loved him.
And, together, they would be happy forever...or something.
Satsuki sighed. She could definitely imagine him as a gentleman. Her imagination, of Daiki as a gentleman, was as far as it went though. Because Daiki was no gentleman.
"Oi, Satsuki, my feet hurt. Give me a massage."
Yup. Daiki was most definitely not a gentleman.
(a/n): most of these are already on my tumblr but i decided to edit and post the ones that please me the most (some of the content might differ from how i originally wrote it). collection will probably be updated sporadically.