hArRy AND RON gET It On! Durex Addiction! SMOKE MY TWITCH! 911 bORE?

by Bram of Water

I suck at summaries so I'll keep it basic. Harry and Ron do some weird stuff and get away with it. WITH MORE SPICE! MORE ACTION! MORE OF IT! LOVE IT GO! BOOTY NOOTY SHAKE YOU BUTTERCUP COOKIES! tHIs ISs NOtT AN joKe If tHat iS what yoU ThNk!

1. Chapter 1

Harry & Ron get it on!

"Yeah bro," said Harry. He was bored. He was also hungry.

"Feel like a feed huh?" said Ron. "Why not get something to eat? You're mean as when you licking."

"What are you up to?" said Harry.

"Just I'm bored too!" said Ron.

"Why not be funny," smiled Harry. "Let's go Hannah Montana style."

So they went around Hogwarts twerking and doing really weird things to people. Then Dumbledore went up to them and said "What do you think you are doing you load of dung Beatles."

"Are we not doing what you want us to do," smirked Ron.

"And what was that?" smiled Harry.

Then Dumbledore had a mental breakdown and start to do some break dancing. He was acting really gangster like and very melodramatic. Harry and Ron walked away. Then suddenly out of nowhere was….. SEAMUS!