C'mon. Who doesn't want to see Dumbridge get her ass kicked by a peacock? Inspired by some accidental bad wording making it sound like a peacock kicks Ubridges ass, which this story IS actually about. Enjoy
Dolores Umbridge sat watching all of her students as they read their very knowledgeable text books, when all of a sudden, a peacock walked right into the room. Umbridge jumped. How could anyone have found out that her worst fear was very large birds? The peacock stalked-yes, stalked-up to Umbridge and immediately began pecking and screeching and attacking in any way it could. It didn't really have to do anything anyways because Umbridge was practically slipping into a coma at the sight of the large bird. When the peacock finished, all that was left was a delirious Umbridge who was possibly about to go into cardiac arrest. The students promptly began cheering at the thought.