The Envy Song

by Evilkitten3

Have you ever heard The Llama Song? Was it a complete and total waste of your time? Good! Then here's an equally obnoxious and equally pointless parody of it, because yes, I really am that bored. Enjoy your pointless crack fic while I work on chapter four of MLMMCNTFSIWBS (AKA another pointless, albeit longer, crack fic).

AN: Who doesn't like the Llama Song? It's an obnoxious, high-pitched, grating, banshee-like phenomenon of shit that is also one of the most overly parodied songs on YouTube (after ever Disney and/or Lady Gaga song in the history of EVER). And that's why I love it. So, here's an Envy version (first anime, sorry) of it. Why am I posting this here and not on YouTube itself? Because I'm too goddamn lazy to learn to make AMVs.

Here's an Envy

There's an Envy

And another little Envy

Fuzzy Envy

Funny Envy

Envy Envy Ed

Envy Envy

Mustang Envy

Martel, Lust, Izumi, Envy

Envy Envy Dante Envy

Envy Envy Ed

I was once a human

I lived with my dad

But he started hating me

And it made me sad

Now he has two other kids

And a brand new wife

My mom drove me batshit crazy

Now I ruin people's lives

Did you ever see an Envy

Kiss an Envy

On the Envy

Envy's Envy

Tastes of Envy

Envy Envy Ed

Half an Envy

Twice an Envy

Not an Envy

Edvy Envy

Envy eating food

Oh God it's Envy

Envy Ed

I want to kill my brothers

I want to kill my dad

I have killed a lot of things

Because they made me mad

Now my song is getting thin

Wrath has gone to bed

Time for me to retire now

And become an Ed

AN: Wasn't that completely and utterly pointless? Don't you feel bad for following/favoriting me? Of course not. Why? Because something about giving you people literary nonsense is akin to give a psychotic squirrel on caffeine crack – pointless, stupid, and entirely unnecessary, but funny as fuck in the long run.