WARNING! Randomness ahead! And I don't own Danny Phantom!

"No" He shook his head vigorously.

"It can't be. This is not happening!" More head shakes.

"Not in a million years." Arm movements were added.

"No, no, no, and no!" He ran his hand trough his hair and glared at the offending object.

"Never. Never ever!" A seemingly simple white square.

"Just forget it. Not going to happen." A simple square addressed to him.

"I'm not going!" An envelope addressed in florescent green ink.

"Nope." An envelope that came with an offer.

"I'm definitely not going just because of that!" An offer to be at a place of honor.

"I don't want to, I don't have to!" A place usually meant for a friend.

"All they've ever done was harass me, and now they pull this?" Someone who was trusted.

"I don't care what you say; just tell them I can't come!" Someone who would support.

"Can't, won't, what's the difference? I'm not going!" Someone to pass the ring.

"I'm not going to be the Box Ghost's best man!" Danny yelled at his sister who held up the wedding invitation.

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