A/N: So this was all spawned while I was at work a while back. I noticed how everyone in the Diner I work at acted like Hetalia characters... I will be portraying myself as Lithuania, since that is how I act at work.... Enjoy! Oh! Right! I should tell you what everyone's positions are at this diner.

Arthur: Head Waiter

Alfred: Head Cook

Gilbert: Assistant Cook

Elizaveta: Waitress and clean up

Toris: Dish washer

It was a normal day at the Sekai Diner. A normal day, except the fact that it was swarming with loud and obnoxious customers. Toris was busy scraping food of the dishes, Alfred was trying not to burn himself, Arthur was running from table to table, and Gilbert was harassing Elizaveta... as usual. "Stop spraying me with the sanitizer!" Hungary screamed, putting the tray she was holding in front of her face to shield herself.

"Why? I'm only trying to clean..." Prussia whined with a huge grin on his face.

Lithuania tried to ignore them as he put another load into the dish washer. He just had to let Russia convince him that this place would be a great place to work. "Can you guys stop that? Gilbert! Get back to work! Your burgers are burning, pay attention!" Alfred yelled, throwing a crumpled paper towel at the albino.

As England walked into the kitchen, everyone went silent. "Hey Gilbert, can you put that kid's burger on last? Sealand won't stop asking when his food is coming and it's getting annoying." Arthur stated.

"That's insanely cruel! I like it." Prussia said, flicking a leaf off his shoulder.

After England left, Hungary walked calmly over to Prussia and sprayed him with the squirt bottle. "Hey! Don't get me wet. That's not awesome!" He yelled, taking the bottle and spraying her back.

"Why you little..." Hungary mumbled and reached into the sink.

As luck would have it, she grabbed the first thing she could. A frying pan. Lithuania didn't say anything. He didn't want to be the one to get hit.

Before Hungary could swing the pan, England came back into the kitchen and pried it from her hands. "Please don't kill him. I'll have to hire someone new and that's always a pain."

"Can I have that pan so I can wash it?" Lithuania asked, trying to make everyone forget about the spray bottles.

"Oh, right Toris! Here you go." He replied, dropping the pan into the hot water.

Toris scrubbed at the pan then put it in the dishwasher. Gilbert leaned over and sprayed the Hungarian again, causing her to say a few unmentionable words. "Toris... you know how to fight, right?"

"Yeah. Russia taught me how to wrestle, why?"

"Wanna help me kick Gilbo's ass?"

At the mention of those words, Prussia immediately said he had to take the garbage out and ran faster than ever. Toris knew it would be a long night.

A/N: So that was short... but ah well. I might write more of these someday.