So, italics is the milk's thoughts, underlined is Al's, and bolded is Ed's. If you want a pairing, I guess MilkxAl. Give me a break. Just a drabble. Also, the normal text is in third person point of view.

Every, young, little milk carton has a purpose in life. To be drunk. And this is where my story begins, just before I was bought. But little did I know that mine was a terrible fate...

"Hey, brother!" Al exclaimed happily.

"Yeah, Al?"

Al held up a milk carton and grinned. "Milk?" he asked hopefully.

"Al, get this into your head. I. Will. Never. Drink. Milk. It's too mentally scarring," he said, followed by a shudder. "What Winry did can never be erased..." he drifted of into his own thoughts.

Hmmm... I better sneak this milk into the cart... He's so oblivious...

Nooooo, Winry please, noooo... What? Oh god, where's Al? Oh, wait. He's right there. Whatever. I can't believe he thinks he can get me to drink milk... Idiot.

Yesssss! I'm finally going to get bought! And drunk! This. Is. The. Best. Day.

Yes! I finally get to make Ed drink milk!

"Ed? Milk?" he said, holding up the carton hopefully.

Ed came up and slapped the carton out of Al's hand. Al shook Ed vigorously, and then kneeled in front of the spilled the milk.

"Nooooooooooo! Brother, what have you done!"

"Calm the fuck down, it's just milk."

"Just milk," said Al, now angrier than Ed in one of his fits, "it's JUST spilled milk! It's dying... Dead. Dead milk... And it's all brother's fault," he said whimpering.

Suddenly, Al struck Ed on the back of his head, effectively knocking him out, and ran back to his room sobbing like a madman.

Noooo. This can't happen now. I just got opened... I'm spilling... I'm spilling! This is... The end...

Fin

So, yeah, I was at school, just sitting there bored, so I decided to write about Ed's hatred for milk. More or less about the milk, though. Questions, comments, concerns? Reviews? Flaming? No, wait, no flaming... But please review. Also, I got a banana! No, wait, a Beta. And, no, I did not just compare my Beta to a banana. Go AnimewithFood. You rock.