One day, Journalist793 was bored, which caused Percy to find out that he was a big time star with lots of fans. He told Annabeth and Grover, and eventually the news spread to Luke and Thalia, so they all went down to the post office and discovered they had millions of letters piling up with questions and comments and love notes and death threats, and they were unread, until now.

Amy- Hello! We're coming at you live with Fan Mail With The Stars!

Percy- I had no idea I had so many fans.

Annabeth- I'm ready to tackle any letter from my viewers.

Grover- Wow! I cannot believe that I am finally being recognized!

Luke-You people better say nice things to me.

Thalia- What is up with this "Thuke" thing! I don't like Luke, I'm a huntress. He is not my type! (Is red in the face from embarrassment. This is the way she gets when she lies.)

Amy- Anyway… everyone is so excited to be loved… except Luke, nobody loves him.

Luke- Wow, way to stick up for me, sis!

Amy- I only speak the truth.

Percy- Can we please get on with this before Rick Riordan makes me turn old.

Annabeth- Hey, why isn't Tyson here?

(Camera cuts to Tyson sun tanning on the beach.)

Amy- He's on a little vacation.

Grover- Hey, haven't there been other thing written like this before?

Amy- Yes. I am taking a shot at it, though.

Percy- Whatever, just bring on the mail.

Amy- (with yoda accent) Mm, bring on the mail, I cannot.

Annabeth- (stands up and is red in the face) WHAT! YOU TOLD US WE HAD MAIL, AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MAIL TO GIVE US!?

Amy- Mm, anger management problems, you have.

Percy- Okay, why can't we have our mail?

Amy- Because no one has sent us any, that's why!

Annabeth- YOU LIED TO US! YOU TOLD US WE HAD MAIL! GIVE US THE MAIL OR YOU WILL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH!
Amy- (gulps) You heard her people, if I don't have any mail to give her, the woman will get mad.

Annabeth- (Starts to approach Amy with a rusty knife)

Amy-Help.

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Wow, sorry about this being so random and short, but I really love those TV show things where you can interact with the audience, so I figured I'd give it a shot. I hope nobody thinks I'm a bad writer because of it, and I really hope that nobody thinks I'm copying them. I don't want to get on anyone's bad side, especially all of my favorite authors who wrote these kinds of things. So, yeah, send your fan mail, ask questions, send insults, pretty much anything goes. Please, I hope that no one hates this and then comes after me with a celestial bronze knife and calls me a bad writer! Okay, I really, really promise that the next chapter will be better when I have actual fan mail to present to these people. DON'T GIVE UP HOPE ON ME!