Raaven- jamming to Dir En Grey CD on his walkman
Saxyguy- Ummm…Raaven?
Raaven- continues to jam on his walkman, totally ignoring Saxyguy
Saxyguy- RAAVEN!!!!!!
Raaven- taken aback as his earphones are blown off and his hair is a mess OW!! WHAT THE HELL!!
Saxyguy- Are you gonna introduce the story or do I?
Raaven- You mean people are actually reading our fic? Holy shit! Told you we'd get some hits!
Saxyguy- hits Raaven over the head with mallet Getting some hits is right. Well I guess since I just knocked you unconscious, I'll do the introduction.
Raaven- struggles to get up I'm not knocked out yet.
Saxyguy- Bludgeons Raaven into unconsciousness Now you are until someone comes along to pick up your bloody carcass.
Raaven- twitch
Saxyguy- Why must I be the sane one of all the authors?
Raaven- comes back as spirit You killed me you bastard!
Saxyguy- the color drains from his face as he runs off screaming like a girl
Raaven- appears in a puff of smoke as the doppelganger and the genjutsu disappear. Gives a grin and a small evil little laugh Welcome to the Raaven/Saxyguy Naruto Fic Mix also known as Rain, Ice and the Tears of Small Children. Just so you all know, we don't own any of the characters except for Enishi and Satoshi. They're OURS DAMMIT!!! lights up hand rolled cigarette and walks off to Noodle Cart
Meanwhile, in a hidden valley between some hidden hills in an unknown location on a hidden map
Saxyguy- still screaming and running
Itachi and Orochimaru- Ummmmmmmmmm……. Itachi slaps Orochimaru's muffin out of his hands and into the ground
Itachi- MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Orochimaru- cries
Chapter 1
Rain.
That's all he remembered when he looked back on that day, almost 17 years ago. That and the overwhelming stench of blood. Pretty impressive memory considering that what he was thinking of was the first sensory input he received after he was born.
Sure he had heard all the stories. Most of them followed by cries of 'demon' or 'both of you should do us a favor and just die' whenever he accompanied Naruto. From what he heard, he found that he wasn't originally from Konohagakure; he was from Sunagakure. That and he carried a demon, just like Naruto did. Of course he figured the last part out on his own after talking with both it and Kyuubi and getting the whole story from them.
Kyuubi attacked first, having been summoned by a man in a dark cloak with red clouds on it. Yoshihime attacked second. Kyuubi was sent to Konoha; Yoshihime to Suna. Both demons were sealed in newborn children. Kyuubi in the first and only son of the Yondaime Hokage, Naruto; and Yoshihime in the second son of the Kazekage, Satoshi.
The Kizukage's successor, after hearing about Naruto, sent Satoshi to Konoha, knowing that they would have a better chance of surviving the hatred of the villagers if they had someone to lean on.
When Satoshi looked back, the day that stood out the most was the happiest day of his, so far, short life.
It was the day he met Enishi.
Naruto wasn't around as he was training on his own, an admittedly rare occurrence. Satoshi was looking through the goods in the marketplace. He never bought anything, not that the people would have sold him anything anyway, they hated him almost as much as Naruto. It happened after he was thrown bodily from one shop. A man leaning against the wall chuckled and shook his head.
"What's so funny mister?" Satoshi asked in innocence, as he picked himself up and dusted himself off.
"You demon brats will never learn will you?"
"What's that supposed to mean?" Satoshi asked, preparing to bolt. The only people who called him a demon were the people who tried to beat him.
"That things will be so much easier if you both would just lie down and die!" the man yelled as he lunged at Satoshi.
He never made it. A boy about Satoshi's age with green hair leapt from the nearby ally and tripped the man.
"What do you know about loss?" the boy berated the man lying in front of him. "This boy hasn't done anything and yet you still torment him day in and day out! Why?"
"Him and that other demon brat killed the Hokage and Kazekage!"
"Did you see it happen?"
"No… But!"
"THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED?!" the boy roared.
"Cause that's what everyone says." the man replied as he got up taken aback by the boys gall.
"How do you know everyone is right?"
"I don't have to tell a brat like you!" the man yelled as he lunged after both the boy and Satoshi.
"Run!" the boy yelled as he dashed by Satoshi.
He turned and followed the boy, and after a few minutes of running, they lost the man in the park.
"Why did you help me?" Satoshi asked. The other boy turned to face Satoshi. From the front you could see that the boy had a single lock of red hair that seemed to forever be in his eyes.
"Cause I hate pricks like that." The boy answered. "By the way, what's your name?"
"Satoshi. What's yours?"
"Enishi. Lets be friends."
From then on the two were almost inseparable. They even ended up on the same team after graduating from the academy.
Graduation
Both Enishi and Satoshi were dressed in all black. Enishi was wearing a black long sleeve t-shirt with white trim and a yin-yang on the back, a pair of loose black bondage pants with a lot of chains, and wooden sandals with his green hair hanging to his shoulders with a single red lock hanging in his eyes. He also wore a lion shaped pendant around his neck and two rings on his middle fingers. On his right arm, running from wrist to shoulder under his long sleeve shirt, was a set of sinister looking black kanji. He was wearing his newly acquired hitai-ate loosely around his neck. Satoshi was wearing a black mesh shirt, black bondage pants seemingly made of pockets held together with chains and straps down to his knees, his hitai-ate tied around his left leg just below his knee, and combat boots. His long hair was turquoise with ruby steaks and was pulled back in a ponytail which hung down to mid back, leaving rough bangs that ended at his jaw line. He was also wearing a cross pendent around his neck. He had a flame tattoo starting on the palm of his left hand and running up his arm ending at his shoulder.
"First I would like to congratulate you all on your ascension to the shinobi rank of genin. Now I will announce your teams as well as your sensei." Iruka droned on, seemingly as bored as both Enishi and Satoshi, who zoned out until he called "… and team 11 will consist of only two ninja: Satoshi and Enishi, your jonin instructor will be Mitarashi Anko."
"Hey Iruka-Sensei! Why are we two the only ones on a two man team?"
"Well, Satoshi. There are two reasons for that. One you two were the best over all ninja and stood the best chance of succeeding in missions with just the two of you. And because your jonin-sensei requested you specifically."
Saxyguy – So how will the new team work? Will they succeed or fail? Tune in next time on Rain, Ice, and the Tears of Small Children!
Raaven – That was really dumb you know?
Saxyguy - steals Raaven's walkman and begins jamming to Dir En Gray. Totally ignores Raaven.
Raaven - Growls, then beats Saxyguy within an inch of his life.
Saxyguy - On the floor, bleeding heavily Re…review… Dies