Disclaimer: i do not own the song, or lotr, and i apologize in advance for the sheer crapness of this fic

i just had to get it out of my system

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Is this a mushroom?

Or just random fungi?

White on the top

Little brown bits right underneath

chop it right up

boil it up in stew

if it goes purple, definately not shrooms

because shrooms are nice, not purple

more a shade of brownish goo

anyway way the stew boils, doesn't make a mushroom pink

Frodo, the mushroom's here

but i wouldn't eat it now

just dont know what type it is

frodo, purple shrooms are bad

dont eat it or you'll get indigestion

frodo, oooooo

just put the mushroom down

its not worth the risk, its just a mushroom

put it down, put it down, coz we dont know if it's purple

frodo, you dill, you twit

you ate the mushroom quick

now i'll fetch dear sam to fix

frodo, you called me a fool?

when you're the one who just ate a toadstool

frodo, ooooo

you need self control

even I can hold back on eating mushrooms

I see a little silhouetto of a Sam

Scaramouch, scaramouch can you fix dear frodo

Thunderbolt and lightning - not the way of curing shrooms

Get a bucket, get a bucket

Get a bucket, get a bucket

Get a bucket for frodo

He's just poor frodo, with a bad shroom ache

He's just poor Frodo,ate a bad shroom, TWIT

Spare him his health from this purple shroom

purple shroom, very sick, frodo needs to chuck

Throw up? No -not on this nice lino - let him throw

Throw up? not on this nice lino - let him throw

Throw up? not on this nice lino - let him throw

not on this nice lino - let him throw (never)

Never let you throw - let me throw

Never let me throw - ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me throw

Oh Sam is there anyway of curing Frodo dear, oh dear, oh dear

So you think he can throw up and be purged of the mushrooms?

So you think he can take these pills and feel alright?

Oh Frodo - Shrooms nearly gone frodo

Just gotta throw up - just gotta get these pills in you

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Shrooms when they are purple

aren't too good for me

shrooms when they are purple - end up in a sickly tummy

anyway the stew boils..........