Monday.sora's & Riku's 'day'
it was riku's day. he was horny as hell. but somehow sora had gotten pregnant. so he had an
idea"no. you'll hurt the baby."
Tuesday, Out to Lunch.
riku kept on bugging sora about it."no." was sora's reply. riku was starting to get ticked.
WednesDay. Going out
Riku was stubborn about it today."I said you'll hurt the baby!Does my blush look even to you?"Sora was getting really ticked.
Thursday. Staying home.
Sora was watching some soap opera and Riku was REALLY angry..not to mention Dangerously horny. no one likes Riku when he's horny. Sora had started crying"NO, ROGER!THAT'S HER EVIL TWIN SISTER MARGARET!"
Friday. Music
Riku was angry. and it had only been four days. Sora on the other hand was happy that he was having a child. Riku asked for the billionth time that day. and Sora replied"You'll hurt my baby..."
Saturday. looking at baby clothes
Riku was STILL angry while him and Sora were looking at baby clothes."It'll look cute!AW lookit Riku!"
Sunday. church.
Sora was praying while Riku was getting angrier."Lord, Please make sure my baby is not harmed by boisterous sex..."
Nine months and several rape attempts later.Kairi visits
Kairi was patting Sora's stomach every few minutes going"aww." Riku saw something and looked closely. it was a portable inflator."WHAAT?!"Riku knew what was going on. he poked Sora in the back. Sora turned around. Riku slapped where a baby should've been and a basketball fell. Kairi was surprised"OMG!ITS A BASKETBALL!"Riku was royaly pissed"NINE MONTHS."Sora tried to answer"I-"Riku interrupted by once again yelling"NINE. MONTHS."
Sora sighed"i know, but(Kairi was being chased by the basketball somehow"NOOOO")" Riku looked like his head was going to explode while Kairi grabbed the basketball"NOOOOO."Sora was slowly backing away. then Riku said"on the floor now."Sora sighed."fine..."Meanwhile kairi was rocking the basketball back and forth saying"nooo."
End.