Okay, so I'm just going to get this disclaimer up now, but some characters will be a tad out of character, and I do apologize for that. I do hope you enjoy the fic regardless as me and my RP partner have worked hard on this and wanted to share it with you all, there will be various pairings along with Stanchez…do be prepared for some future incest concerning some Rickcest, Mortycest and some RickMorty relationships in future chapters. If you aren't into that, then I apologize, but this fic is not for you.

Also, I do apologize if the writing style isn't the best, I will admit I'm not good at novelizations and shit, but I do just write fanfiction for the fun of it, so you know. I do hope you like it though.

Summary: Mabel and Dipper decide to move to Gravity Falls permanently after graduating from high school. Meanwhile, Bill causes havoc for Rick, Morty, and Summer leading Rick to confront an old lover as he must head to Gravity Falls and ask for help from the Pines. The summary is shit, give it a chance, would you?

Tales of The Distracted

Chapter 1

A week had passed since the Pines twins had graduated high school, and Dipper had suggested to his Sister that they should move to Gravity Falls permanently. In all honestly Gravity Falls was a far better place than the town they lived in back in California, the air just seemed so much cleaner too. Not to mention, the area as far more interesting than living in a big city which was always so congested. Sure, summer trips to Gravity Falls were fun, but the idea of just being there permanently was a pleasant thought that he and his sister had been talking over with each other for a couple of years now. They both had some friends there, and Dipper just felt more at home there each summer they visited.

When the bus arrived, Dipper grabbed for his bags and looked to Mabel. "Ready?" He asked, getting excited about being back in Gravity Falls once again, it was always exciting to come back more so since they were moving here with their uncles. "You bet!" Mabel replied, happily grabbing her bags as she followed him onto the bus. They'd sold most of their stuff beforehand so they could buy their things once there, it would save on shipping, so they didn't have to bring a whole bunch of boxes with them.

She was just as excited as her twin brother, especially to see her uncles again, maybe finally get a boyfriend this time around or something if that was even in the cards. Mabel wasn't as boy crazy as she had been back then, but she still wanted someone to love her.

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A minor tremble could be felt in Gravity Falls, the place waiting for the twins to return, the small quake causing the Bill statue to tremble just a little like the demon encased inside was slowly waking from his slumber.

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Stan stood in the kitchen of the shack as his popcorn was currently finishing up in the microwave when it had finished, he took it out and opened it up. "Do you think the kids want rooms of their own?" He asked, looking to Ford as he headed back to the living room and sat beside him. The man's twin hummed in thought as he looked at Stan.

"Maybe, but we'll have to ask them once they get here." He suggested; glad they had built onto the shack a few summers ago just so that there was room for when the twins wanted separate rooms of their own. He took some popcorn from the bag that Stan had popped, stopping a moment when he felt the slight tremor. "That felt like a tiny earthquake." He hummed, wondering what had caused it, but then again it could have just been the tectonic plates or something.

"Did you leave the portal on?" Stan asked after a moment.

"Nope, I distinctly remember turning that thing off before leaving the room," Ford said, thinking about it a bit before nodding in confirmation. "But it doesn't hurt to double check." He hummed as he got up, putting the code in the secret door before heading downstairs to take a quick look.

Stan gave a small snort as he left. "Nerd." He said with a hint of fondness as he put some popcorn in his mouth and eating it before turning his attention to the TV, their relationship was better these days and Stan felt better than ever. Even if they didn't reconnect romantically, he felt that was fine, at least his brother was here, and they got along again. Besides, he was far too old for love anyway, though sometimes his thoughts would turn to the blue-grey hair in his dreams which smelled like alcohol out of nowhere.

He pushed that thought away…that had been a long time ago.

Ford returned a couple of minutes later, closing the entrance before heading back to the couch and sitting down beside his brother. "It was off; I'm not sure what the tremor was." He said, not too concerned with the cause, though he did wonder about it a bit before his thoughts turned elsewhere. "We should make dinner for the kids before they arrive." He said as his eyes turned to the time on the clock.

"What do we want to make? It'll be about four hours; I know this nice chili Verde recipe from when I was in prison back in Mexico which will take about that long." Stan suggested.

The other hummed in thought and nodded. "Sure, sounds like it'll be delicious." He said before getting up and heading toward the kitchen; he got out the pan to cook with and the meat they would be using for the chili as Stan set the popcorn aside before joining him in the kitchen. "Do we have any tortillas?" He asked as he got to work on cutting up the veggies and other things for the sauce.

"Yup," Ford replied as he went to grab the bag that he had put with the rest of the bread items.

"Great, wrap them in threes, then put them in some aluminum foil. We'll back them toward the end enough to soften them up." Stan said and spent the next few hours cooking with his brother which he had found fun.

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Soon the sign for Gravity Falls came into view, and Mabel beamed when she saw it. "We're here!" She said, grabbing her brother's arm in excitement and Dipper smiled, getting up when the bus slowed at their stop. He grabbed his bags and put them over his shoulder. Let's head to the Mystery Shack." He said as they got off and he started walking; his sister grinning as she took off after him happily.

Once they reached the shack Dipper headed inside and looked around the living room before venturing further inside the house. "Uncle Stan, Ford?" Dipper called before reaching the kitchen and smiling as the scent of food hit his nose. "Kids, you made it!" Stan beamed as he made his way over, wrapping his arms tightly around the two in a bear hug.

"Ah! Squishing me!" Mabel squeaked.

Dipper chuckled a little as he hugged Stan back, smiling. "Hey, Uncle Stan." He said happily as Ford came over and took them both in a hug as well, though not as bone-crushing as his brother had done a moment earlier.

"We're so glad to finally be here!" Mabel said excitedly.

"We're glad to have you both back," Ford said, smiling. "Now, I'm sure both of you are very hungry after your trip." He said.

"Starved, whatever you guys made smells good," Dipper said, feeling his stomach grumble as he took in the smell of the food that was being cooked.

"Some authentic Mexican food straight from prison." Stan teased.

"I love Mexican!" Mabel said excitedly.

Dipper nodded and smiled. "Sounds good to me." He said as Stan got the food and hotplates.

"We even made some Mabel juice, though not the super potent blend," Stan told them as Dipper and Mabel sat down at the kitchen table with Ford. "Alright, sounds good," Dipper replied as they were served their food.

Taking a bite of his food, Dipper looked to his uncles, wondering what all they had done on their adventures while they were away for the school year; he always enjoyed hearing what all they had done while he and his sister were away.

"We fought a giant squid and were still being attacked by baby ones. I haven't had so much calamari in my life!" Stan said, and Ford chuckled softly as he went on about other things they had done during the year over dinner with Dipper and Mabel listening, captivated by all that had gone on.

Once their storytelling of their events from traveling was over Ford sat up and looked at them. "Will you two be sharing a room again or do you two want separate ones this time?" He asked after a moment, knowing they both were practically adults now, and sometimes siblings didn't want to share rooms when they were older. "We can share if there's no room, we don't want you living in the basement again," Mabel said.

"Nah, we built an extra room on just in case you two wanted to have your own rooms," Stan assured her.

"Yeah, so, no harm is done there." Ford smiled.

Dipper nodded at that and hummed in thought. "Then sure, we can do separate rooms. Coin flip to see who gets the new room, Mabel?" He asked, looking to his sister who just gave a smug look. "I already claimed it!" She stated.

"Do I sense another butt kissing contest?" Stan grinned.

"Maybe." Dipper chuckled.

"This should be entertaining." Ford sighed, smiling.

"Very." Stan nodded as Mabel stood up suddenly, taking the dirty dishes from the table since everyone was practically done eating and everything. "I call dishes!" She said excitedly as she put them on the counter, taking her sweater off and around her waist before starting the water and waiting for it to heat up enough with the soap.

"I'll clean the living room!" Dipper added before leaving the kitchen to go work on the living room, and Ford chuckled softly while his brother got up from the table. "I'll go make a scoreboard." He said, leaving the room, god he'd missed these kids and was so glad that adulthood hadn't changed them all that much.

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Taking a swig of the liquid in his flask, Rick tasked himself with a project he had been pointlessly working on while Morty was out with Summer doing something, what that something was he wasn't quite sure, but he didn't quite care. It was most likely that Morty was at school, and maybe Summer was picking him up? He couldn't quite remember, but he knew she had graduated a couple years ago and didn't go anymore.

His thoughts were interrupted when Morty came running into the open garage and trying to catch his breath, making Rick look up from his work. "Uh…R-Rick, I think we have a problem…" The boy said, twiddling his fingers a little as he bit his lip before speaking up once again. "A kid at my school summoned a demon today, and he was saying weird stuff..." He said causing Rick to set his project down.

Project forgot he stood up and rolled his eyes. "A demon? What the hell is it with kids these days? Summoning demons…" The old man couldn't believe kids these days were so careless with things like the supernatural, it was ridiculous what people did, like summoning demons for whatever the hell reason they had. "Alright, what does this demon look like?" He asked, grumbling a little as he made his way over to a box and started sifting through it for stuff that might help in the situation, though he didn't deal much in the supernatural. No, science was more his thing, and sure, he dealt with the supernatural every once in a while…but it just hadn't been something he had worked to make sure he was prepared for thoroughly.

"Uh…you know the triangle thing on money? Just like that except, symmetrical…and suave?" Morty said, thinking. "He convinced half the kids to give him souls, and he didn't even do anything."

Rick scoffed at this and rolled his eyes. "Of all the…you don't willingly give your soul to a demon no matter how smooth talking they are!" He groaned, making an ah-ha noise when he found a box of salt, handing it over to Morty before grabbing a few other things. "Alright, let's go and get rid of this thing." He said before hopping into his space ship and took off when Morty got in the passenger seat.

"The demon said he finally made it to a universe that didn't have a 'Gravity Falls' in it, do you know what that is?" Morty asked, looking to Rick who stopped a moment to think, god he hadn't thought that place in years…thought about that fierce as nails brunette he spent a lot of the time making love to when they weren't off doing some form of crime. The only person he felt anything for as much as he had Dian.

"Gravity falls? It's a small town with a lot of supernatural activity…it's in another dimension. This is going to take a lot more than just us two Morty. That demon is not going to be easy to get rid of." He said as he drove his ship.

"Have you met him before?" Morty asked, looking a little afraid, if he and Rick couldn't take this demon, then who could? His grandfather could practically take on anything and outsmart them or annoy the holy hell out of them till they wanted to just die or try revenge that just outright failed.

"Sounds like Bill Cipher…and if that's the case, we're in a shit tone of trouble," Rick said as the ship approached the school, the place was on fire and looked far more different than he had last seen it, now reshaped into the form of a pyramid. "Oh fuck…" Rick said as he observed. "Yeah, that's Bill, fucking Bill all over." He may not have met the demon, but he had heard of him somewhere in his travels, the guy was known as a nightmare demon, and he had caused quite a lot of chaos.

His thoughts were interrupted when Morty spoke up. "So…what do we do?" He asked, wringing his hands nervously and Rick sighed as he sat back, watching the chaos unfold in front of them. "We're taking a trip to Gravity Falls for one…where is your sister? She was here to pick you up right?" He asked.

"I think so, I ran to find you as soon as I sensed trouble…" Morty said, upset. "What if he eats Summer?" He asked, freaking out a little bit as Rick grabbed a blaster from behind his seat, handing it to Morty before grabbing another for himself. "Let's go." He said, getting out of the ship and heading inside. The place was total chaos, weird eyeballs turning people to stone and carrying them away while random monsters partied. Bill was in the middle of the gymnasium looking around. "Man, this dimension is defenseless! I'm a genius!" He said happily.

"Okay, that's not good…" Rick said and hit one of the creatures before it could get either him or Morty as they looked for Summer and his grandson was trying his best not to hyperventilate while he shot at the monsters with his grandfather. "Summer!" He called, hoping that his sister heard him.

As he called for her Summer poked her head out of one of the classrooms. "Morty!" She called, and Rick grabbed Morty's arm, leading him over toward his granddaughter as he shot at a few of the creatures. "Let's get the hell out of here." He said once he had her and started for the door.

"What about Bill? What's he going to do?" Morty asked, afraid as another wall burst into flames, by the time they made it out they would see that the influence was spreading at a steady pace. "You two get in the car, I'll see what I can do," Rick said before leaving to head back inside.

Morty frowned and turned to Summer. "We can't leave Rick alone; he said he couldn't stop Bill on his own!" He said, and Summer bit her lip as she thought a moment before grabbing his arm. "Maybe he has some extra weapons in the car." She said before dragging her brother out to the car so they could get some blasters so they could help.

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Rick entered the room, blaster, in hand as he took in the sight of the gym turned throne room, glaring at the triangle as he spoke. "I don't appreciate you trying to take over my dimension." He said as he held his blaster up and shot it at him only for the demon to stop the blast with his hand. "And I don't appreciate old people trying to stop me, either." He said.

The triangle grabbed at Rick, bringing him closer before frowning as he caught a very faint scent on the elderly scientist before him. "you carry a faint smell…you've Been to Gravity Falls! Are you a dimension hopper?!" He asked in a demanding tone as he glared at the man before him.

"I am, and I haven't been to Gravity Falls in years, but I'm aware of you. I don't know why you're here in this dimension, but I'm going to take you out of it." He said as he started creating a circle and chanting; Rick wasn't much on messing with demons or anything, and he probably wasn't doing this right, but at least it could stop this guy from ruining everything.

Before much else could be done Bill roared and smashed Rick hard into the ground, preventing him from trying much else. "No you don't, old man! I may have lost there, but I will not lose here!" He roared as Rick cursed, groaning as he got up shakily as he looked at the triangle with a slight smirk. "Ooh, I'm scared." Rick taunted, rolling his eyes as he got back to chanting as he tried to stop the demon, but Morty and Summer had come back, trying to shoot at him once more causing the triangle to roar once more as he reached for Summer only to be shot in the eye by Morty which sent the demon spinning.

"You little fucker! Always the eye! That's it, you're dead, all dead!" He shot random bolts of energy at kids, missing mostly since he was unable to see but some grazed Morty's shoulder, it burned more than anything he had felt before.

"Morty, Summer! Car, now!" Rick yelled, knowing they wouldn't win this one; he was going to have to break down and head to Gravity Falls if they were going to take on this demon. He ran to the car, making sure Summer and Morty got in before getting in himself as his grandson held his shoulder, trying his best not to cry with how painful it felt.

As Rick drove off Summer looked at the burn on Morty's shoulder to see how bad it was while their grandfather pulled up a portal for the car to go through. His injury was significant and discolored, but it wasn't bleeding much thankfully, but it took the same of Cipher's seal as the ship landed in front of a shack that was in the middle of the woods. "Grandpa, where are we?" She asked as her eyes fell on the building in front of them, it looked like one of those dumb tourist traps, though it didn't seem like it had visitors these days.

"Gravity Falls, Oregon…and this is the Mystery Shack," Rick said.

"The place Bill Mentioned?" Morty asked, shoulder throbbing a bit, though it felt better since it was doctored, getting out of the ship with Rick and Summer. "Yeah, this is it." Rick sighed as he looked around.

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Stan turned off the TV when he heard something and narrowed his eyes. "Ford, did you hear that?" He asked, and Ford frowned, getting up from his chair. "Sounded like a ship landing or something…" He said as he went to the door, looking to investigate as he checked outside the window. "We have visitors…and hey came in a space ship." He said, a little confused since they looked human. He turned to see his brother slipping on his brass knuckles before heading out the door. It was then that Stan stopped in his tracks as he looked at the man before him, going slack-jawed as he looked at the man with the grey-blue hair as well as the scent of booze that followed the man like it always did. "R-Rick?!"

Rick looked to him and scratched his head, feeling a slight bit nervous at seeing the other man before him. "Stan, hey." He said before noticing the other man coming out the door. "Looks like you got that portal working..."

And I stop it here, I hope you enjoyed it so far…I know my writing isn't all that great…but I did my best!