A/N: XD. It had to be done. You know it did. Shikamaru has to explain the fundamentals of relationships to an angry Gaara and Kankuro.
THIS IS SHIKATEMA. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ.
Shikamaru laid flowers on his sensei's grave, and began the walk back to his house. However, as he passed by the house reserved for the Sand Siblings, two hands reached out and tugged him in.
As he was slammed against the wall, he could only get out a "What the fu-"
"Nara Shikamaru." Two pairs of eyes, one black and one green glared at him. Eventually his eyes got used to the dark.
Gaara was the one slamming him to the wall, while Kankuro looked ready to kill.
"What the hell? What'd I do?"
Kankuro answered, "Did you or did you not kiss Temari?"
"We kissed, but – one, why are you asking me this? Two. . . "
Gaara didn't let him state reason number two. "BASTARD!"
"Wh-what?"
"I never wanna see you around Temari again!"
Shikamaru blinked. Blinked again, and laughed.
Kankuro took him by the throat. "What's so funny, pervert?"
"Pervert? Me? Your sister was the one to kiss ME!"
Gaara looked very puzzled, while Kankuro was suddenly quite embarrassed.
"You two don't know very much about relationships, do you? Kissing does not mean I'm a pervert. Temari making innuendo is being perverted, and I don't see you pinning HER to walls."
Gaara scowled. Shikamaru added, "Plus, what business is it of yours that we've already had sex? Idiots."
"WHAT?!"
Later, Temari entered the house to find her younger brothers standing above her boyfriend, who was wincing.
"What. . . Gaara! You didn't. . . "
"I can't BELIEVE you two have had sex ALREADY. . . "
Temari made a face. "No we haven't. . . "
Shikamaru groaned, "I was. . . aah. . . kidding. . . gah. . . I forgot you don't do jokes well. . . either of you." He lost consciousness.
"YOU KILLED HIM!" Temari advanced on her brothers, who started looking scared.
Until a snore rose up from the Nara.
"LAZY IDIOT!"
A/N: HAHAHA! You HAVE to love Gaara and Kankuro in this. . . Hope you enjoyed! I will make a SasuNaru and LeeIno sequel to this, both starring Gaara XD.