I do not own anything in this story, but some names are my own invention.
Also, I would like to apologize in advance to all those who have chosen
alternative lifestyles.
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Princess Peach's jumbo jet is seen flying across a clear blue sky. In the
passenger seating, Princess Peach, Mario, and Toadsworth are staring at a
screen at the front of the seating area. On the screen is the image of an
island shaped like a mix between an elephant and a rhino. Abruptly, a
rainbow appears over the island.
Princess Peach: Ooh, pretty.
Voice on intercom: Welcome to beautiful Isle Elefino, where brilliant sunshine and stunning rainbows are the norm. We will be landing shortly.
Mario: Ah, finally, a vacation.
In the clear sky, the title appears.
Super Mario Rainbow
PRESS START, YOU F#%*ING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The jumbo jet goes to land at the Elefino Airstrip, but has to make a rough landing because the runway is covered in a gooey paint-like substance. Mario, Peach, Toadsworth, and an entourage of Toads exit from the plane.
Princess Peach: What is that.
Toadsworth: It looks like a glop of paint in the shape of a J.
Princess Peach: Nothing else?
Toadsworth: No, just J.
Mario, who is examining the paint, slips and falls in. When he stands up, he is covered in the stuff. Suddenly, to Mario, Toadworth starts to look very handsome.
Mario: Come-a here, big-a boy.
Toadsworth (sheepishly): Well, I, um, . ^_^ Okay!
The two embrace, and are just about to kiss, when Princess Peach throws a bucket of water on Mario, cleansing him of the paint. Mario suddenly snaps back to reality.
Mario: 0.0 YUCK!
Toadsworth blushes and giggles.
Princess Peach: That paint must make you into a homosexual!
Toadsworth: That's funny. I got a little on me, and I don't feel any different.
All but Toadsworth: o.0
Princess Peach looks over towards some water tanks and sees a faint silhouette of a tall, thin man holding what looks to be a mascara brush.
Princess Peach: Over there!
She looks again and the figure is gone.
Princess Peach: Must be a trick of the heat.
Mario, who didn't hear Princess Peach the second time is running like an idiot towards the water tanks. He jumps and spin-kicks it, bursting the tank and soaking himself.
Mysterious voice: What are you doing?
Mario looks around, then spots a backpack water tank colored a bright pink.
Water tank: Analyzing specimen. Identified as Mario, Godfather of the Mushroom Kingdom Mafia. Hello. I am the Flamboyant Aquatic Gun, or F.A.G. for short. I can spray water straight forward and I can also be used to hover for a short distance.
Mario: Can I-a use you to-a kill mutant mushrooms and-a giant plants?
F.A.G.: Yes.
Mario: Okey-dokey.
Mario gives a peace sign. He then runs back to the giant J and sprays it with water. Suddenly, a giant piranha plant appears.
Piranha plant: I say, old bean, why do you insist on disturbing my nap?
Mario: Die motha-f#%*a!!
Mario sprays the piranha plant in the mouth, killing it on the spot. The paint disappears, and a shining object appears where the piranha plant once stood.
Princess Peach: What is that.
Toadsworth: It's a Rainbow Bright Doll! It looks just like mine!
Everybody but Toadsworth: o.0
Mario jumps and grabs the doll, does a victory dance, throws the doll on the ground, spins, gives a piece sign, and says Woo-hoo!. (For later reference, I will refer to this as the Mario shuffle.)
The screen fades out.
Would you like to save?
Yes? No?
No.
You really should save.
Yes? No?
No.
YOU BETTER F#%*ING SAVE, YOU GOT IT?!!
Yes? Yes?
Yes.
The screen goes blank. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Please Read and Review!! GOT IT?!!
Princess Peach: Ooh, pretty.
Voice on intercom: Welcome to beautiful Isle Elefino, where brilliant sunshine and stunning rainbows are the norm. We will be landing shortly.
Mario: Ah, finally, a vacation.
In the clear sky, the title appears.
Super Mario Rainbow
PRESS START, YOU F#%*ING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The jumbo jet goes to land at the Elefino Airstrip, but has to make a rough landing because the runway is covered in a gooey paint-like substance. Mario, Peach, Toadsworth, and an entourage of Toads exit from the plane.
Princess Peach: What is that.
Toadsworth: It looks like a glop of paint in the shape of a J.
Princess Peach: Nothing else?
Toadsworth: No, just J.
Mario, who is examining the paint, slips and falls in. When he stands up, he is covered in the stuff. Suddenly, to Mario, Toadworth starts to look very handsome.
Mario: Come-a here, big-a boy.
Toadsworth (sheepishly): Well, I, um, . ^_^ Okay!
The two embrace, and are just about to kiss, when Princess Peach throws a bucket of water on Mario, cleansing him of the paint. Mario suddenly snaps back to reality.
Mario: 0.0 YUCK!
Toadsworth blushes and giggles.
Princess Peach: That paint must make you into a homosexual!
Toadsworth: That's funny. I got a little on me, and I don't feel any different.
All but Toadsworth: o.0
Princess Peach looks over towards some water tanks and sees a faint silhouette of a tall, thin man holding what looks to be a mascara brush.
Princess Peach: Over there!
She looks again and the figure is gone.
Princess Peach: Must be a trick of the heat.
Mario, who didn't hear Princess Peach the second time is running like an idiot towards the water tanks. He jumps and spin-kicks it, bursting the tank and soaking himself.
Mysterious voice: What are you doing?
Mario looks around, then spots a backpack water tank colored a bright pink.
Water tank: Analyzing specimen. Identified as Mario, Godfather of the Mushroom Kingdom Mafia. Hello. I am the Flamboyant Aquatic Gun, or F.A.G. for short. I can spray water straight forward and I can also be used to hover for a short distance.
Mario: Can I-a use you to-a kill mutant mushrooms and-a giant plants?
F.A.G.: Yes.
Mario: Okey-dokey.
Mario gives a peace sign. He then runs back to the giant J and sprays it with water. Suddenly, a giant piranha plant appears.
Piranha plant: I say, old bean, why do you insist on disturbing my nap?
Mario: Die motha-f#%*a!!
Mario sprays the piranha plant in the mouth, killing it on the spot. The paint disappears, and a shining object appears where the piranha plant once stood.
Princess Peach: What is that.
Toadsworth: It's a Rainbow Bright Doll! It looks just like mine!
Everybody but Toadsworth: o.0
Mario jumps and grabs the doll, does a victory dance, throws the doll on the ground, spins, gives a piece sign, and says Woo-hoo!. (For later reference, I will refer to this as the Mario shuffle.)
The screen fades out.
Would you like to save?
Yes? No?
No.
You really should save.
Yes? No?
No.
YOU BETTER F#%*ING SAVE, YOU GOT IT?!!
Yes? Yes?
Yes.
The screen goes blank. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Please Read and Review!! GOT IT?!!