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Ellie's thoughts

Inner's/Sakura's thoughts

Shitty summary: Ellie wakes up in Sakura's body a year before she graduates the academy.

There are multiple realities for every moment in our lives, and there are multiple realities where we do not exist or we are so different from our counterpart that we do not identify them as truly being us, it is in one of these realities in which I find myself.

Fan-fucking-tastic

Chapter 1: Poking the Angry Bear.

I do not know how or why I reside in this body. There are numerous reasons why it could be, and it would be a waste of my time to analyze the infinite number of possibilities. All I know is that I am here now, and there is nothing to my knowledge that can send me back. And to be completely honest, I don't really want to go back, I enjoy this reality a little too much than I probably should. My mind retains knowledge of the future or at least a possible future, one that is most likely non existent at this moment, and I quite like having this superior knowledge. I know I have changed too much already for that future to happen, but there are still pieces, moments, that are very similar to that future, and so I continue to live contently in this world.

Elena Temple-better known as Ellie or ET as her brother likes to remind her- is a 19 year old college student with just enough infatuation with manga and manhwa for her to be obsessed with Naruto, Fairy Tail, Bleach, Death Note, Black Cat, Noblesse, Demon Diary … and the list goes on, and on, and on some more, hell it's never ending! She has her favorite and her obsessions, she has her most hated and her most likely to kill on spot, she's a closet fangirl who does fangirly things in her mind, and only in her mind. Throw her into an alternative universe and she'd rather screw things up for the hell of it rather than do anything good. She is indecisive, hypocritical-and she admits it-, vulgar, sarcastic, painfully truthful, and ranks number one on your asshole for a friend list.

I'm not going to lie, when I woke up in Sakura's body I was both pissed and pleased. First off Sakura, like really? could I not have gotten I don't know Hinata?, Tenten was even better than Sakura, I mean come on, boobs are my life, I live for my boobs and now I get stuck in a body with what, size A maybe size B-in the future of course, she's only 11 right now. (It is at this moment that you will realize that no, my priorities are not in the right order, nor will they ever be.) Secondly I was in the Naruto universe! Hell yes! Thirdly I'm now in the body of an 11 year old girl who is a Sasuke fangirl… ew. Fanart might depict Sasuke as mildly attractive, but manga and anime wise he wasn't that hot, by hey whatever floats your boat. Personally I'm a Temari and Anko fangirl, they have boobs and general badassness. For males you ask? Ibiki, he's one scary mother-fucker.

But anyways, on with the story…

Ow! Fuck that hurt.

"Sakura!" a woman exclaimed running to my side. "Are you alright sweetheart, did you hit your head, I heard you tumble down the stairs, you know what I said about running in the house! You should really be more careful you could have broken your neck!"

Dazed I looked up at the woman, she had shoulder length blonde hair and a weird as fuck fringe. And Sakura? What? Blinking I realized that I wasn't in my apartment anymore, actually I had no fucking idea where I was. Sweeping some hair out of my eyes-I paused, was that pink hair? confirming so when I pulled a chunk forward, I let all brain functioning stop for a moment, then proceeded to freak the fuck out.

I sat sprawled on the floor wide eyed, grasping at a lock of pick hair which was definitely not mine. Then in the matter of 2 seconds-I lied it was probably a lot longer than that-all the information clicked into place, I have pink hair, I'm being called Sakura, and a woman who shares a similar appearance with the anime version of Sakura's mother is standing over me.

Well fuck.

"I'm fine Kaasan," I waved her off, the reply was automatic, it took me a moment to even realize I what I had said.

Odd, I thought.

What's odd is you being in my body, came an unexpected-although it really shouldn't have been- reply.

Oh, joyful bunny rabbits and rainbows! I even get a fucking inner voice, how tremendously exciting! I quipped back to it- looking back I'll admit it was a little harsh for a first greeting.

Oh, you're upset!? You're not the one with a parasite invading your fucking body! Get out! Raged the voice.

Never said I was upset, maybe poking the already angry bear wasn't a good idea, but hey life's short, is the whimsical tones of sarcasm too much for you the comprehend? And also no, I don't think I will… what if I leave and get stuck in Sasuke's body, that would be horrifying.

Shannaro!

Cool your non-existant tits girly, I don't know how to leave even if I wanted too. I sighed, fan-fucking-tastic.

"Sakura," Sakura's mother shook me, bringing me out of my inner dialogue- or would it be considered a monologue?. "Are you sure? You're spacing out a bit too much for my liking."

"Yeah, Kaasan, I'm fine," she gave me a questioning look.

"Really, I'm fine, no need to worry. See," I said, getting up off the floor. "I'm fine."

"Well if you feel dizzy make sure to tell me," she rubbed my arms, pulling me into a hug.

When I realized she wasn't letting go, I reached my arms around her, patting her back and pulled away. Hugging, it wasn't something that I dislikes per-say, but it wasn't an activity I readily enjoyed.

"Breakfast is almost ready," she said turning around and heading toward what seemed to be the kitchen.

"M'kay, I'll be in, in just a minute," I replied, thinking fast I ran up the stairs.

Which one is your room, I asked the voice, looking at my choice of closed doors.

Second one on your right, grumbled-my?- inner.

Okay little Miss grumpy, poke, poke, poke, poking the bear.

A snarl was the only response I got.

Opening the door I walked into a relatively normal pre-teen bedroom, without an excessive amount of pink-Ha! fanfiction writers take that-, but there were a couple of photo's of Sasuke with heart drawn on them above the bed.

Seriously? How could you sleep with those things over your bed? Creepy, I commented.

… You find that creepy? Really!? You know what I think is creepy!? Invading another person's body! The voice screamed.

Each to their own.

Yeah, each to their own body!

Okay, I'll give you that one. I laughed, oh the joys of poking the bear.

What I want you to give me is my body back! Now! She raged.

Would if I could deary, would if I could, I sighed sitting down on the edge of the bed.

Taking a deep breath, I attempted to relax for a moment. Information overload.

You seem to think quickly enough on your feet. Replied the voice.

It comes with the territory.

What territory? She questioned

The territory of a sarcastic asshole, I sighed.

You're not leaving are you? the voice asked, sighing woefully.

Nope! I grinned back.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Hey no swearing! I scolded.

Shannaro! You hypocrite! She shrieked.

Any good? Kind of just wrote this today with very little thought going into it.

Review if you want, I know I don't.

Thanks,

Plip