Invader Zim belongs to someone better. So stop bugging me. Ruby and MAY are characters based off people I know. Or at least think I know.

Idea spawned from my friend yelling "Don't write a fic about a OC Zim character!"

And I yelled. "I'll write one about you!!!!"

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A Irken ship zipped around the milky way, out of the pilot's control. Inside the ship an Irken invader screamed at curses at the malfunctioning autopilot programming as she attempted to find an inhabited planet to fix it on. A SIr unit-like robot continually screamed out violent ideas of what to do that the Irken ignored.

Crashing headlong into the sun just wasn't her idea of a safe landing no matter what the robot claimed.

Finally her computer pointed out a planet that was full of technoloy that was inhabited by "stupid idiots." So the Irken turned her ship quickly and prepared for a not-so-safe landing on a planet called Earth.

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The Irken dragged itself out of a pile of twisted and torn metal.

"Well that landing went worse then expected." It turned around and scowled as the robot crawled out of the wreckage. It's eyes were a bright red, informing its owner that the machine was still in duty mode. As always.

"Shut up MAY. All your excessive shouts of suicidal plans distracted me." The Irken growled. It had red eyes and wore the same outfit every other invader wore. The only thing that made the creature stand out was that it was missing an antenna.

"Sorry Master." The robot said sarcastically. It resented the fact that it was owned by anyone and that it had to listen. Though this was a good thing considering it might otherwise destroy anything that moved. The Irken ignored it.

"Computer, are you still active?" The alien asked the ship. Sparks suddenly shot out of the wreckage and the invader and robot jumped out of the way as it exploded.

"Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. Now we're stuck."

"We could march into the nearest military base on this filthy planet and steal anything air worthy. And kill people." The Irken sighed at the robot's statement.

"That would draw too much attention to ourselves. We are in enemy territory so the stupid inhabitants could attack us."

"So?" There was a pause.

"Just... just no. Not right now." The invader sighed.

"Master Ruby too scared to do anything dangerous?" The robot asked venomously.

"Shut up you ungrateful little thing!"

"Yes Master."

"Hey!" The two shipwrecked travelers turned around quickly in panic. "This is my planet for conquering. If you didn't know the Tallest sent me, the GREAT invader Zim here! Now leave."

Ruby stared at the person in front of her. He was obviously an Irken but- "What on Irk are you wearing?"

Zim blinked. "My human disguise. Where's your's?" The two aliens looked back at the ruined space ship. "Oh... never mind."

Ruby opened her mouth to say something but the other Irken interrupted.

"Come! Zim will get you a disguise so the Dib-stink can't cause trouble, then you tell Zim what you're doing here and the you LEAVE!!!!" At that Zim grabbed Ruby's hand and dragged her to his house.

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"What's a Dib-stink anyways?" Ruby asked as she looked at an ugly disguise the computer hologram projected. Which happened to be a human girl with green eyes and a wide, stupid smile plastered on it's face.

"One of the FILTHY human-worms that is always causing trouble. But he never gets far. Everyone thinks he's crazy."

"That so?"

"Kill it." The Irkens turned towards MAY who sat on the floor watching GIR hug a piggy. GIR screamed and hugged the piggy closer.

"NOOO!!! I LUV THE PIGGY!"

Ruby blinked. "Some people get all the luck, getting less violent robots and what not."

"GIR is stupid and incapable of doing anything useful." Zim stated.

"Wanna trade for MAY?"

Zim scratched his chin. "What does MAY stand for?"

"Might Attack You."

"No. I think I like GIR." Ruby sighed and clicked a button making a new disguise appear. She studied this one for a moment. It was a female with long-ish black hair and a blue shirt. It wore black pants and had brown eyes.

"I think I like this disguise."

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Yes.

I do realize that this idea is unoriginal.

I do realize that my friends are going to kill me on sight for making them into characters after stretching some of their personalities a bit.

I do realize that there will be so many flames I could compete with the devil.

I do realize that I don't really care.

BRING IT ON WORLD!!!!!! BRING IT ON!!!!!!