The Stupidest Thing

by Amber Jae

The purpose of this story is to show you what not to put up. In fact, those of you already shaking your heads may read it and think it's so stupid, it's funny. So go ahead, read, flame, criticize, and/or review. This whole thing is dedicated to Kyota.

1. Death, Lots and Lots of Death

Ashfur plotted. And he schemed. He plotted and schemed. He was plotting about Brambleclaw. He was scheming about Brambleclaw. Ashfur was scheming and plotting about Brambleclaw.

While he was plotting Ashfur spoke. While he was scheming Ashfur spoke. While he was plotting and scheming Ashfur spoke. He said, "I am plotting. I am scheming. I am plotting and scheming. I am plotting about Brambly. I am scheming about Brambly. I am plotting and scheming about Brambly. I am plotting his death. I am scheming his death. I am plotting and scheming his death. Then I will kill him. And when I kill him, he will be dead."

While Ashfur was plotting, scheming, and all that good stuff, Brambly, sorry, Brambleclaw, was on the other side of the camp.

Brambleclaw slept. Brambleclaw dozed. Brambleclaw slept and dozed. While he slept he had nightmare. While he dozed he had a nightmare. While he slept and dozed he had a nightmare. His nightmare was about Ashfur. His nightmare was about Ashfur plotting. His nightmare was about Ashfur scheming. His nightmare was about Ashfur plotting and scheming.

Then Brambleclaw woke up. He went to go see what Ashfur was doing. While he was doing that, he died. He was killed. Ashfur killed him. Ashfur was happy. Ashfur was glad. Ashfur was happy and glad. Because he had killed Brambly. Brambly was dead.

Then the Clan said, "Shun the killer! SHUUUUUN!"

And Ashfur said, "NUUUUU!"

Then Squirrelflight killed Ashfur. And Ashfur was dead. Because Squirrelflight had killed him. Truth was, Ashfur had killed Brambly so he could be with Squirrelflight. And Squirrelflight had killed Ashy because he had killed Brambly.

Then the Clan said, "Shun the killer! SHUUUUUN!"

And Squirrelflight said, "NUUUUU!"

Then Whitewing killed Squirrelflight. And Squirrelflight was dead. Because Whitewing had killed her. Truth was, Whitewing had killed Squirrelly because she had killed Ashy, because Whitey loved Ashy.

Then the Clan said, "Shun the killer! SHUUUUUN!"

And Whitewing said, " NUUUUU!"

Suddenly, a HUMONGOUS rock fell from the sky and killed the ThunderClan cats.

Then the dead Clan said, " Shun the killer! SHUUUUUN!"

And the HUMONGOUS rock said, "NUUUUU!"

Then, Amber, the author who had a headache, put her head in her hands and said, "That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen."

THE END

Author's Note: This fic was born from boredom, and is to show you what a proper Warriors story isn't. I hope you enjoyed this chapter; there should be more to come. They may not be related, but they shall be of a similar style.