Taylor Swift woke with a start, but she did it fabulously. She fabulously glanced around at her fabulous bedroom. She then opened a panel on her fabulously secret table and pressed the fabulous ruby red button. A fabulously hidden fabulous TV fabulously emerged from a hidden panel. It switched on to the fabulous news. The fabulous reporter was fabulously screaming, "Mussolini and Osama Bin Ladin have risen from the dead and merged together to form one giant super mutant zombie!" Taylor Swift fabulously dashed to the door and fabulously grabbed her fabulous sparkling guitar on her way out. As she fabulously ran through her fabulous halls she heard Beyonce singing "I woke up like this" in the distance. Taylor Swift fabulously dashed out of her fabulous house and fabulously spotted the Mussoladin monster in the distance. It roared a mighty roar out of its Osama Bin Ladin head and dropped a handful of screaming citizens into its Mussolini head. Taylor Swift fabulously started running towards it, an aura of fabulousness surrounding her with fabuliciousness.
Taylor Swift fabulously dashed under the Mussoladin and fabulously kicked its giant monster leg, and it hopped around in pain and fell over. It struggled back to its feet and swung its monstrous arm at Taylor Swift. She fabulously dodged it and attacked with a fabulous kick to Mussolini's face. "Time for a break up song!" said Taylor Swift, readying her fabulous guitar. "This is no time for a breakup song!" yelled Ryan Stiles stylishly. Ryan Stiles was always stylish, but he wasn't the smartest potato in the pumpkin patch. "No silly! A break up song!" yelled Taylor Swift fabulously and she fabulously jammed out on her guitar. Mussoladin suddenly split in half and fell to the ground. "Yay, we did it!" Taylor Swift yelled fabulously, but she was fabulously wrong. Mussoladin reassembled itself as if by magic! "What?!" Taylor Swift said, fabulously confused "I guess I'll have to use something other than a break up song." She was then fabulously surrounded with rubies as she fabulously shouted, "Go go ruby red!"She fabulously emerged from the rubies in a fabulous white, ruby studded suit. It had a fabulous ruby studded cape, and a fabulous mask with rubies fabulously embedded in it. Altogether she was totally ultra fabulous. She fabulously lifted her hand and a fabulous blast of ruby red energy fabulously disintegrated Mussoladin. The day was fabulously saved! Taylor Swift then fabulously flew back to her fabulous house as her countless fans flooded the streets. "You are so fabulous!" all of the fans shouted simultaneously. It was so fabulous.
THE FABULOUS END