MRA: Most Random Adventures!
Intro
Rick: Hello everyone. I am the author Ricku28. I've decided to make a story like LTP's NiGHTS: Into Randomness and Sundiel260's Randomness fics. Now to introduce you to the first prison- I mean Participant... Seto Kaiba!
Seto: *Struggling against a chair he is tied to* What am I doing here? You'll pay for this dearly, when my company hears about this, they'll-
Rick: Do nothing, you're in my studio now, no one can find you. Next up is... Atem, more commonly known as Yami Yugi!
Yami: What? Where am I? how did I get here? Where's the millennium puzzle?
Rick: Don't worry Yami, I have your puzzle in a very safe place. *Winks to audience*
The scene shifts to a gaping chasm somewhere in the Digi-World, on a branch about half way down is the millennium puzzle hanging from a root.
Anyways, It's time to introduce one more guy that needs to exist here... Yami Bakura!
Baku: Where am I? Do you wish to taste my wrath in a shadow game you mortal fool?
Rick: Calm down Evil spirit of the ring, just stay in that chair for... um... I'll just let you know when you can get out of it. And to keep Kaiba from killing himself here... Mokuba!
Moku: Big Brother, what's going on?
Rick: Last but not least... (I know she's not from Yu-Gi-Oh, but I need her to be here to help me...) FanBeemon!
FBee: Yay! Fun fun fun fun FUN!
Rick: Now, FanBeemon, do the disclaimer.
FBee: Ricku28 does not own Yugioh, digimon, or any references made in this Fanfic, ENJOY!
The stage is set with Seto having out Blue Eyes Shining Dragon, while Yami has all three Egyptian god cards.
Seto: Your God cards cannot compare to my Blue Eyes, even with your pathetic God cards.
Scene pauses, Rick: Have you ever been so sure you'd win, but then lost miserably? Then we have the thing for you.
Scene Resumes, Seto: Especially when I equip it with this... Shining Light!
Yami: What? Shining Light? NOOO, now I discard my deck and hand.
Seto: That's right, I've finally beaten you, and it's all thanks to Shining Light! The deodorant I mean.
Rick (offscreen): Shining Light, all the funkiness of AXE doubled, without any of the side effects. (Starts talking too fast to make out) Warning: using shining light may result in melting of skin, muscles, bones, and cartilage. Do not use Shining light if you have perfect health, or if you sweat, shining light does not actually cause victory in any duels, and using in duels is strictly forbidden. (Starts talking normal speed again) To get your can now, call 5-555-555-5555. Or order online at www._You're_a_sucker_.com
Rick: This is the first thing I've done on this story so, decide whether I'm insane enough by the fact that I came up with this in less than an hour, and actually had the scenario going in my head, or that I'm a perfectly sane and rational individual that likes to write.
FBee: Don't forget to Read...
Moku: ...And Review!