What can I say? My friends didn't exactly FORCE me into a Naruto bind, but…at camp, I had nothing else to do, so my friend (who shall be referred to as Dell) let me borrow some of her Naruto mangas. When I got home, I started watching the episodes on YouTube and I realized that almost every ninja is completely out of the normal. Sasuke? Uchiha. Kakashi? Sharingan. Naruto? Spirit of the nine-tailed fox demon. And Haku? One, has the ability to look like a girl and has the BLOODLINE LIMIT. It's getting harder and harder to define 'normal' when it comes to Naruto. So out came this.

SUMMARY: NARUTO CROSSOVER. When the ninja class is divided into cells of three, there is a single exception. The cell of Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and a young black-haired boy named Saku. Throughout their missions, what they know and what they do not know of each other will make all the difference. So what happens when they think all the cards are on the table, but Saku is hiding one?

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or any characters affiliated with Naruto. The same goes for Danny Phantom. Dammit.

RATED: T for graphic violence and mild swearing.

And as a side note: Yes, Saku is Danny. I did a search on 'Daniel' and found it means 'my judge is the Lord' so I searched for a name with the meaning 'Lord' of Japanese origin and got Saku. And same with his last name, Takahashi. Fenton means 'well' when it comes to surnames and in Japanese origin, Takahashi means high bridge.

Chapter 1

"Four Persons"

"You will be divided into three-person cells with the exception of one, which will contain four people," said Iruka. A hand was raised. Ino. He figured he might as well answer.

"Ino."

"Why is there a four-person cell?"

"Because one cell needs a fourth person to balance out." Iruka left it at that and began calling out the cell names. Most people didn't really pay attention until their names were called. The members of Team 7 were no exception.

"Team 7 will be Uzumaki Naruto," Naruto sat up, "Haruno Sakura," Sakura's face fell as Naruto's lifted, "Uchiha Sasuke," Sakura's face lifted this time but Sasuke's had no reaction, "and Takahashi Saku." This time, all three faces were neutral. No one knew Saku. He was, in a way, another Naruto, but quieter with more common sense and with a relative.

Only Saku paid attention to the rest of the conversation, hands cupped. Sasuke was trying to pay attention, but being stuck in between the bickering Sakura and Naruto was making it hard for him. And memories of that unintentional kiss with Naruto were still racing in his mind…

How the hell did that even happen, anyway?

So when people began to leave the room and were told to go home, the members of team 7 happily obliged. Naruto went back to his simple apartment, empty and alone while Sasuke and Sakura went home as well, only Sakura receiving a welcome from her parents. Sasuke, also alone, lived in an apartment much like Naruto's but the shades were closed and the walls were a bit more broken from all the time Sasuke had unleashed his rage and practiced.

Saku…was a rather different case. He came home only to find his sister, older by only two years and a simple scholar, worried sick. When the door opened and Saku entered, she leapt into action.

"Are you alright? Is there a scratch? Was there a fight? Oh, no, I told you not to go into this whole ninja business!" she moaned.

"SHUT UP!" yelled Saku. "Jeez, Tsubasa, do you ever shut up?"

"Excuse you," she said rudely.

"Yes, you are excused," Saku replied. Tsubasa gasped and flung her red hair over her shoulder. "Let me just check anyway." Saku raised an eyebrow.

"You went into the medical department, didn't you?" Tsubasa nodded, starting to crawl her hands up his shirt to check his heartbeat.

"Okay, WHOA!" said Saku, pushing Tsubasa away. "You are NOT going up my shirt!" Tsubasa ignored the comment and instead pulled something out of the kitchen.

"If you won't let me check you, eat some kayu then."

"Oh, come on, Tsubasa, you've been feeding me this stuff nonstop almost all the time! Make something else!"

"Make something yourself then!" yelled Tsubasa absently, pulling out her homework.

"Then I will! You take the kayu!" said Saku from the kitchen, opening the cabinets. He found packages of udon and rice and other noodles along with chopsticks and bowls, but nothing he could make something with. He tried making udon once and it ended disastrously, the udon glowing green and trying to eat them.

Saku headed to the freezer and refrigerator and found vegetables and fruits (and Tsubasa's pickled peaches), but so far nothing he could make. The freezer held fish and meat, still nothing he could prepare. Finally, opening the last cupboard, he found a few cups of instant ramen, looked the directions over and chuckled.

"This shouldn't be that hard."

Saku started to prepare his noodles, watching Tsubasa uneasily read her texts. He only grinned at the fourteen-year-old, constantly moving her arm to try and best block her brother out of sight. At long last…

"Don't you have anything better to do?" she screamed. Saku grinned and said smugly:

"Ninja don't get homework. We just train." Tsubasa growled angrily and pointed him to the kitchen.

"Weren't you cooking something?"

"Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me, Tsubasa!" Saku ran into the kitchen and lifted the lid of his ramen, grabbing a pair of chopsticks and heading back to the main room of the average sized apartment.

Tsubasa sighed in relief but didn't see Saku coming up. Maybe it was because he had rendered himself invisible to the naked eye. Saku stuck his head right in front of Tsubasa's face and became visible again.

"HI!" he yelled. Tsubasa let out a shocked scream and threw the book over her head, terrified.

"Why you little…!" she yelled, grabbing the book, ready to bash the 978-page text over his head. "How the hell do you do that?"

"Just a little something called Takahashi genetics," said Saku vaguely. "In case you haven't noticed, pretty much every ninja in this village has a sort of skill not gained in training caused by genetics."

"Gee, thanks," said Tsubasa. "I'm well aware of that."

"And you don't have it!" sang Saku in sing-song. "You don't have it! You don't have it! Neener neener neener!" he taunted. Tsubasa was ready to kick Saku in a place where even the Hokage would've crippled in pain had she kicked him there. When her foot went up, Saku made that part of his body intangible, leaving Tsubasa startled.

"You…are so gross!" she screamed.

"That's something else that all of the Takahashi have! Except you!" laughed the boy. Tsubasa finally sat down and calmed herself, stuffing some kayu into her mouth because it apparently helped her calm down.

"How could we come from the same parents?" asked Tsubasa, giving Saku a pathetic glance. She glared again at the forehead band being used as a sort of necklace. How did he get that? Had she chosen the path of the ninja—no way—she would've gotten it so much sooner than her idiot brother would have!

"I hope your teacher drives you insane, he might actually teach you something!" muttered Tsubasa, watching her brother guzzle down some badly made ramen—was that a green glow?

Was his…condition…really a Takahashi family thing like the Sharingan or just a bad combination of genes?

So much to learn about her own sibling…

Chapter 1

Chapter 2: later…

I don't like it, but due to the concept as a whole, it keeps me anchored. And yes, Tsubasa is Jazz. Jasmine means 'jasmine flower; a gift from God' and when I looked up 'gift' for Japanese names, one of the names that came up was Tsubasa. Hana was a closer name, but I liked Tsubasa better.

And I did some research on Japanese culture exclusively for this story! Yes, kayu is a real dish, a dish of soppy rice and a few other things, kind of like a soup. It's usually served to sick people as you can digest it easily, which is why Tsubasa constantly feeds Saku that kayu. Poor Saku!

And I really don't know where this story is going. I don't know what happened to Maddie and Jack (whose names haven't even yet been translated to fit the story!), if Saku has the Sharingan eye, if Orochimaru will get him…oh, god, I got myself into something much bigger than I am. I love doing that.