This is my first songfic so please go easy on me!! Flames are excepted.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Author's Note: I don't mean anything against Ron! I just made him a cheating bastard to fit the story.
Hermione Granger was walking through the corridors heading back from the library to the Gryffindor common room. She had finally decided, she was going to tell Ron Weasley, her boyfriend since third year, that she was ready to go to the next step. They had been together for four years today, and she was ready.
Right now, he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp
And she's probably getting frisky.
Right now, he's probably buying her a fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey.
Right now, he's probably behind her with a pool stick
showing her how to shoot a combo.
Oh but he don't know. . .
She decided to take a shortcut that Harry had showed her a few weeks ago. She pulled back the tapestry to see a sight that shocked her. Ron Weasley was snogging Lavender Brown, and it started to get heated. The stopped when she let out a strangled sob.
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up four-wheel drive.
Carved my name into his leather seats.
Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ron looked at her and then at Lavender. Lavender was trying to kiss him again while Hermione was crying silently. Boy had he screwed up.
Right now, she's probably singing a white trash version
Of Shania Kereoke
Right now, she's probably saying I'm drunk
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky.
Right now, he's probably dabbing on some of that
Three dollar bathroom colonge.
But he don't know.
Hermione barely heard his calls for her to come back. She just ran to the courtyard by the lake. Her heart was broken by who she believed to be her soul-mate. She slouched against a tree, tears not coming. She had to get revenge.
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up four-wheel drive.
Carved my name into his leather seats.
Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
She accio-ed his Cleansweep broom and stared at it. How many late-night flights had they gone on on it? She started to take out the brush part and stuff it in her bag. This was going to be sweet.
I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Because the next time that he cheats,
Oh it won't be on me.
Ron walked up to his dorm, Lavender on his arm and they were furiously making out. He stopped suddenly when he saw the precious straw from his broom strolled all over his bed. "NOOOOO!" There was a note on top of the mess.
'I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl, because the next time that you cheat, it won't be on me, -Granger' Ron kicked Lavender out of his room and mourned.
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up four-wheel drive.
Carved my name into his leather seats.
Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
FIN
Song is 'Before He Cheats' by Carrie Underwood. Read and Review please!!(Don't own that either!!)
-xXNightmareGoddessXx