(Random Policeofficer)Henry: *drags in a sexy,bitchy guy to the police-house-whatever-it's-called*
Gilbert: ah,Henry. ...Who's this kid?
Vash: I'm not a Kid...*smiles a little and bites his lip in a sexy way*
Gilbert: ...Reeeeeally...*smirk*
Henry: I do not know yet. There were a lot of shit going on down in the city...This kiddo's got a lot of guns,knives and other...fucked up weapons..
Vash: I told you, I'm not a fucking kid!
Henry: Oh shut the fuck u- SHIT! I've gotta go, Gil! can you..Take care of him?
Gilbert: Sure sure~ *smile*
Henry: GREAT! thanks! *runs out*
Gilbert: *smirk* ...Soo..Kiddo~
Vash: I'm Not a Ki-
Gilbert: alright alright.. How old are you then,hn? 12?
Vash: ...I'm 18~
Gilbert: right...Your name?
Vash: ..Listen! I don't fucking need to be here! So you can just fucking let me go-!
Gilbert: Aah No... You've got a lot of funny toys with you,right? ...Guns n' shit.. Why?
Vash: ...None of your buisness,mate..
Gilbert: ...*nods a little, wink* You've got a cute accent... Where're you from?
Vash: ...Thailand. *sarcasm~*
Gilbert: a-...Pffhehahah! Yeah Thailand! that's great... You're from Europe or...America?
Vash: ...Switzerland.
Gilbert: ...Ah! Yeah! I hear that now, uh, The French-Speaking part or?..
Vash: I speak all three langugaes... I live in the Italian part,though..
Gilbert: ok..ok... Italian...*throws up his legs on the table* I have a friend from Italy...Well, "FRIEND"...I dunno.. But he's my best friends BoyToy... Lovino Vargas...Some one you know?
Vash: ...Maybe~
Gilbert: Right, So... You didn't tell me your name,honey...*smirk*
Vash: ...Well it's Not HONEY...
Gilbert: what is it then?
Vash: ...*looks away for a moment*
Gilbert: ...Want some coffée? hot chocolate maybe?
Vash: ..*looks back at him with a bitchysexy face* ..No thank you...
Gilbert: *snicker* Come. Let's go to my office and talk a little, so I can take off those handcuffs off you..
Vash: ..You can take them off and let me leave.
Gilbert: Heh! Yeah, if it was that easy,Sugar..
Vash: I haven't done anything bad~
Gilbert: Oh, I think you have.. *wink* come on..*leads him to his office blablabla thing*
Vash: ...Where is all the fucking staff? *looks around, and sees no working policemen/women*
Gilbert: This place is pretty big... there a lot of polices here...*closes the door and locks it*
Vash: ...Why did you lock it?
Gilbert: What if you try to run away?~
Vash: ...I'm not a coward...
Gilbert: No, I can tell...*smirk* you're a cocky little bitch,aren't you?
Vash: Depends...*mini smirk*
Gilbert: Sit down,please..
Vash: ...*sits down*
Gilbert: *sits down infront of him* so... Tell me now.. What's your name?
Vash: ...Vash Zwingli..
Gilbert: *writes down* Vash...cute. and you were 18?
Vash: *nod* Sexy,huh?...*teasing smile*
Gilbert: Heh...Very. So.. Why are you here... In Germany, when you can be in wonderful Switzerland?
Vash: I'm going to visit a friend.
Gilbert: You have a friend in Germany? where? who?
Vash: ...*teasing smile again, looks away*
Gilbert: ...alright..Why do you carry weapons?
Vash: just in case..
Gilbert: 'Just in case' for what?...is someone after you?
Vash: Maybe..
Gilbert: ...You're not very social are you.
Vash: nope. *blows chewing gum bubble* I use my mouth in other ways..
Gilbert: a-...Kheh!...Wow... that made me horny..
Vash: oh really?~ *leans forward* *blows another bubble*
Gilbert: ...*pops it* No chewing gum in here,babe...
Vash: Sorry officer...*spits it out in a trashcan* Happy?
Gilbert: Very... Ok. I have to lock you in for a moment... need to do some paperwork..*takes Vash to a little "Cage"-thing that he has in his office* Be a good boy and behave in there,yeah? *smirk* *walks over to his table and starts to work with papers*
Vash: ...*leans on the trellis* Are you going to feed me with bread and water now,Sir?
Gilbert: Hehehe...If you want...*writes, reads*
-1 hour later-
Vash: Hey...are you done yet?
Gilbert: Why?..you bored? *smirk*
Vash: Very very bored... It's nothing to do in here...
Gilbert: Well, I'm sorry.. But I can't let you out...
Vash: aww Come ooon...I can help you..
Gilbert: Help me? with what? the papers? no, that's secret stuff you know...
Vash: well...is there anything else I can help you with then?~
Gilbert: ...I'm not so sure what you mean now...*looks over to him*
Vash: *smile* come on~ let me oout~ *moves againt the trellis*
Gilbert: ...No. *looks back at the papers*
Vash: *moves against the trellis more and sexy* pleeease~ we can play with my 'Toys', *sexy giggeling*
Gilbert: Th- *blushes* ...Please...stop talking like that.
Vash: ...Hey sexy boy, set me free... Don't be so shy, play with me..My Dirty boy can't you see that you belong next to me~
Gilbert: *bites his lip and shuts his eyes for a moment* ...
Vash: ...*licks the metal-trilles*
Gilbert: ...*walks over to him, kisses him deeply* Don't tease me,honey...
Vash: *bites his lip* *smiles* You're good...
Gilbert: ...*kisses him a several times*
Vash: nnnhmm hnn ~
Gilbert* *brings up the keys and opens* *drags Vash out*
Vash: Wha-Hoow~ *giggle*
Gilbert: *walks to him*
Vash: *walks bakwards and lies down on the table*
Gilbert: *kisses him, crawling over him* *kissing and biting Vash down the neck*
Vash: Ahh..Ahn! Nghhh~
Gilbert: Mein gott...*make out* *takes off Vash's shirt* *makeout on Vash's neck*
Vash: hhaahh uhnn~ mmn~ *giggle* *pushes him away and onto a chair* *sits on Gilberts lap, sexy giggle* *takes the handcuffs and puts them on Gil's hands* *kisses him on his ear* *unbottoning Gilbert's shirt and kisses his chest*
Gilbert: gott...you're -...fucking sexy...
Vash: *snicker* *slides down to the floor* *looks up at him and unzip's Gils pants with his teeth*
Gilbert: o-...ffffuuc-...*bites his lip again* w-what are you doing?
Vash: I'm going to be more 'Social' ...*smirk* *licks his lower lip*
Gilbert: a-...oh. Fuck. Damn. . . *blush* Awesome.
Vash: Hehehe...Relax, Dear Officer..And let me give your pay for this month~...
Gilbert: a-..ohhhsiiii-...Uhh...Ah...GOTT!...I-I Love t-this f-fuuucking j-joooob!
Ohfucking- ghahh Vash!