Subtle Temptation

by ratboy69

My first Fanfiction, yaaay! Hope you enjoy! This Fanfiction is actually a work of satire making fun of things found in other fanfiction (Errors, characters not being clearly established, plot conveniences, etc.). Take it with a grain of salt and view it as a sort of meta comedy where the fanfiction itself is the joke.

1. Chapter 1

Introduction: Konichiwa ^w^! My name is Ratboy69, I am a huge fan of Ratboygenius and that's how my name came into bing! The 69? oh that's just fro decoration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I love anmie and manga, especially Attack on Titan, Fairy Tail and Sword Art Online (Kirito is my husband). But enough about me, let's get onto the stroy!

Subtle Temptation: A School Live Fanfic

Kurumi's POV

Today is a very… uneventful day. everyone is just moping around, looking as though they are empty husks awaiting their own demise. We are all miserable, it's not only boring, but it is also very hot.

"aaawww, Kurumi!" Yuki says aloud. "What happened to the air conditioner? I wanna go home, it's summer!"

She''s write, it is summer, and we're trapped in this damn school, stuck in the blistering heat. We're trapped in this heat, and we can't go home. because THEY won't let us.

"YOSH!" I say, getting up. "I'm gonna go check out what happened to our sweet, swet air."

As I walk off, I feel a slight tug on my arm.

"Yu ki, what are you doing?" I ask the cotton candy colore haired cutie.

"I want to come too, kummie!", She says while holdng my hand thightly as if she is hang for dear life.

"Okay" I tell her in the most comforting yet somewhat belittling way possibl

As we make our trek to the school basement, we hear odd rustling sounds. Sound s that sound like someone rusting through things. I look over to find one of them. As I reach out to my shovel, yuki bgins to walk up and spark up a cnvrsation with it.

"That dam idiot" I think in my head which I ues fur thinking. "Well it's a good thing I brought this", I throw a plush Taromaur at the wall (Complete with realistic sounds, bye now for 900 yen!) In hopes of the zonbi noticing.

"BORF", It went off. The disgusting, vile, repugnant, horrifying, terror-inducing, and horrid stigma of a living being follows the sound with the determination to find it's evening meal.

"Aaaawww.", Yuki exclaimed, "They ran off. I didn't even get to say hi, how rude!" She puffs up her cheeks.

Oh god… I can't resist her cuteness. I walk up and give her a smooch on the cheek.

"We'll do the rest whn we turn on the AC", I say as I lok at yuki's dumbfounded face.

We continue pur quest to find out what happened to the AC.

To Be Continue