This is the first fanfic about the book The Pilgrim At Tinker Creek. This fanfic a a complete joke, all misspellings are intentional and included for comedy.

it had been ten days since i got to the lake. i looked around and i saw it

the frog

it had great muscles and held great wealth and authority. i loved the frog at first sight. i grazed its flipper it looked at me/ i gazed into his wise eyesand said "im yours. the frog grabbed me from behind and tok of me pants the frog began to trust. tehj frog rabbeted a mighty ribbt and dissolved in by but the bug ate him.

frog is love frog is lif