It's like Midnight, and I am bored, so here you go. I don't know what this is, but I just love making lists. Enjoy! -vg107
I met Carlisle Cullen. It's too bad that I was unconscious for the trip to the hospital...
I sat next to Edward in math. Until he changed his schedule. I hate you, Ms. Cope.
Who needs a vampire or a werewolf when you could have Mike Newton? He's so....normal.
I'm just waiting for my Edward to come along. I've had way too many Tylers'. Boys tend to fall for me after they put me in life or death situations. I wish they wouldn't.
The weirdest thing keeps happening. Every time my boyfriend comes over, my glitter glue goes missing. Yeah, I live in Forks, why are you asking?
At least I don't think my boyfriend's a vampire! That's so rude!
I saw Jasper at the store once. He bought on of those big, butcher knifes. I wonder what he's gonna use it for…
Emmett totally ate my dog. I was waiting for him to turn back into a human. I hate vampires.
Sometimes I fall down the stairs on purpose. I hope Carlisle's working tonight. ;)
I hate Biology! *Edward walks into the classroom* As I was saying, I love biology!
I'm just as clumsy as Bella. Where the heck is MY vampire!? Don't I deserve one!?
I think I'd gladly go to met James. Yup, I would. And I wouldn't even bother with the pepper spray.
I wouldn't punch Jake after he kissed me. Bella, you should be thankful you're getting a bunch of guys 'cause some of us aren't getting any!
Santa, give me Edward. I'm willing to put the reindeer (and you) at the risk. Oh, and a scarf. Just in case. ;)
I don't deserve X-mas this year. I was naughty. I poured glitter on the cat, I bit my friends, I only drank fruit punch all year, and I tried to rip apart a bully and burn the pieces. You can skip my house this year, Santa.
I go through my day quoting random parts of the Twilight Saga because it makes me feel smart.
And I'm pretty sure the kid who sits behind in math is a vampire. I don't have any evidence, but I'm thoroughly convinced.
I got in trouble at school for running down the hallway and screaming, "Edward! I'M ALIVE!!!" I was acting out New Moon. The Home Etc. teacher just doesn't understand my genius.
Comment even if you hate it or me… wait… do you even know me!?