Parry Hotter
Now, after I read the harry potter series, I have this burning question in my mind : Why the barnacles didn't harry just 'aguamento' into dumbledore's mouth? I mean, seriously, why didn't he do that? If he did, Dumbledore would not be dead in his grave and get his wand stolen by that flakjsfjalsjf Voldermort. So, my dear friends, this is what would happen if Dumbledore would have survived.
"Aguamento!" Parry said as his lips quivered. A strong jet of water shot out of his wand, did a somersault in the air, before landing into Dumbledore's mouth. "Yay!" Dumbledore said, leaping into the air, out of Parry's arms. "sfjsl;jfjslfj!" Dumbledore said, pointing his wand towards all the dead dudes, and they all swam back to their watery graves. Then, Dumbledore took Parry by the arm and flew into the sky, back to Hogwarts, the school of magic and stuff, and ate some chips. Then, they remembered that they had to kill the evil Voldermushroom. So, they sat on a turtle and flew to Voldermushroom's hideout, which is somewhere that I don't really remember. And then, they met. "Hey Voldermushroom, what's up?" Parry said. "And so we meet, Parry Hotter. The legend. He who survived the toadstool by the legendary Voldermushroom…" Parry remembered the time when he was a baby (which is technically impossible), when He-who-should-not-be-mushroomed came into his house for tea with his parents.
"Come in, shroomy!" Parry's father whose name I kinda forgot said. "For the last time, dude, stop calling me shroomy!" Voldermort said angrily. "Okay… Shroomyshroom!" "Arhgjlgghsdhfsdjf!" Voldermushroom cried in anger. He whipped out his wand. "Too many times have you made fun of my name! Too many flipping mushroom times! By the power of the mushroom gods, I shall turn you into a mushroom!" "Whoa, wait wait wait. A mushroom? If you're really going to do that, at least make me a toadstool! They're colourful and pretty!" Parry's father said. Voldermushroom sighed, and slammed his face on the wall. Without wasting any time, he turned him into a toadstool. And his wife too. I kinda forget about Parry's mom. Oops.
Then, Voldermushroom went into Parry's room, and fed him a toadstool. Knowing that he would die, he flew away, flying off to the sunset, farting rainbows. But then, Parry didn't die by the poison. PLOT TWIST! Instead, he ate it with much joy.
Okay, back to the scene where they meet and stuff. "I'm fine." Voldermushroom said. And then, Dumbledore turned him into a toad and I kinda need to eat my lunch so the story kinda has to end now.
THE END