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Chapter 1- You gotta love Hephaestus…

Hephaestus P.O.V

I yawned clearly audible in response to Athena's lecture on the need for all of us to connect to the mortals. Well I guess I'm not the only one who is doing anything except paying attention to Athena.

Zeus is looking at his reflection in his lightning bolt. Poseidon is making horses out of foam, (how the hell he managed to bring foam to the throne room). Hades Is invited too since Hestia convinced everyone that in order to maintain peace we mustn't leave anyone out. So ultimately Zeus gave in to Hestia and invited Hades to the meeting which was so called urgent. (Athena's words not mine.)

Anyways Hades was sitting on his throne at the far left while Dementer shouted at him about being a gloomy, depressing death breath that doesn't deserve any cereal in his life. Hades looked delighted about the cereal part.

Apollo and Artemis are arguing about who is older, if you were deaf, and then too you had a pretty good chance of guessing so by the golden and silver colored arrows flying around the room. Hermes is confronting George who is insisting on getting a rat for his amazing work. Dionysus is snoring loudly with a diet coke in his hand slouched on his throne.

Hera is just shaking her head looking at her messed up family.

Aphrodite is looking at herself in the mirror while her other hand is clutched with Ares's hand. Ugh…I hate these two. Aphrodite is such a lying cheater in the name of a wife. And that eyeball- less freak who knows nothing other than to spill blood. Ahh.

'Guys…listen' I shouted as loudly as I could, obviously nobody listened.
'Mighty gods of Olympus…' I said this time in a much lower voice and everyone stopped doing whatever they were doing and looked at me. Huh...What a bunch of egoistic stuck up immortals.

'Thank you Hephaestus…at least you got everybody attention...' Athena starts to say, 'So as I was saying, to connect with mortals we much adapt to what they do, maybe read their books. Have you ever tried the Harry potter series? They're about a bunch of wizards…' Athena continued and looking at her I knew it was high time someone stopped her or there would be another endless lecture.

'Athena…' I cut her off, 'I didn't intend for you to start again…And by the ways why the hell would we want to read a book based on a school full of children of Hecate.( A/N- She's the goddess of magic.) I wanted to stop all of you from fighting and shouting or doing whatever it is you're doing, you're giving me a migraine.' I say holding my hand up to my head. But as I should have thought, nobody cares…they started shouting and fighting again.

'Ha, Athena…see nobody wants to listen to your stupid lecture…You are such an owl face.' Poseidon says, probably because he saw a really nice chance of annoying Athena and probably because he had finished making a white stallion out of foam.
'What do you know Kelp head? Nothing better than making stupid foam toys.' Athena replies in a mocking tone.
'How dare you insult my horse…it's beautiful.' Poseidon says, getting up from her throne.
'Well not anymore…' Athena says as she takes out a dagger from her armor and cuts the foam horse into half. Silence.
'HOW DARE YOU?!' Poseidon shouts as he jumps over Athena trying to pin her down with her own dagger. Huh…usual Olympian drama.

I take out my laptop from my bag, clearly seeing that things are obviously not going to get any better.

Connect with mortals you say Athena…well it's not a bad idea. Though it's not going to be easy. I open the World Wide Web and open a very popular mortal site- Google. Within a flash of my eye a white webpage with a search bar appears in front of me. I think of what to type. Hmm… what should I write? How to phrase this question appropriately?

I start typing…Top 10 mortal social sites. No…the mortal doesn't sound good, I remove it and search for Top 10 social sites.

Immediately a list of websites comes in front of me. I choose the first one and a webpage opens in front of me with a list. On the first number there is a site named Facebook.

Hmm…what an odd name, nevertheless I search about it and…Oh boy! This is good.

Not wasting my energy this time… I directly shout, 'Mighty gods of Olympus…' They all look at me. I smile…
'Have you heard about Facebook….?'

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