Sakura's BabySitters
Summary :
Yoruichi Shihoin had a daughter . Her name was Sakura . Her father was Kisuke Urahara , but he had insisted for her to take on the Shihoin family name . She was pink haired , green-gray eyed and adorable, and now she is 10 months old . Because of missions , Yoruichi can't stay at home for too long . So she hired babysitters .
Who are they ?
The captains and lieutenants of the Gotei 13 , of course !
Now Start !
Yoruichi smiled at her little girl ."Hi Sakura-chan !" The little girl gurgled happily ."Mahmma !" The purple-haired woman widened her eyes in joy ."Sakura-chan is such a smart baby girl ! Yes you are ! Yes you are !" she cooed . Sakura giggled , her chubby arms pulling gently at her mother's hair . Yoruichi laughed happily and tossed her in the air .
Toushiro Hitsugaya's eyes widened ."Y-yoruichi-san ! You might drop-" before he was able to finish his sentence , the Second Division former commander caught the giggling baby that seemed to mock him . He sighed in relief . Yoruichi had invited the Gotei 13 to the Shihoin Family palace to take care of little Sakura while she went on missions that no one knew where she got them from . She had managed to convince even Kuchiki Byakuya to do so since Seireitei was at peace and everyone had nothing to do .
She handed her to Ukitake who took her gently and placed her over his shoulder. " Alright everyone , listen up !" she said . "When I come back , I expect her to be in one piece and perfectly cared for ." Rukia , who had been silent the whole time , spoke up . "Where are the supplies?"
The Shihoin leader pointed at a white door with red and pink rings decorating it . "In there . That is Sakura-chan's room ." she lowered her hand and then smirked. "Instructions are placed on the fridge ; how to feed ,bathe her etc ." she adjusted a black bag around her shoulders and looked at all of them once again . "If anything happens , you are all responsible for it ." Malicious intent at the prospect of her baby being harmed shone in her eyes . Gulping , everyone nodded , not wanting to test her patience . With a cheery smile , she waved , "Bye !" and then flash stepped away .
Toushiro looked at the baby with curiosity . "You do have some of Yoruichi's features don't you ?" he asked softly . She gurgled happily and reached her arms out to him . With a nod from Ukitake , he picked her up from the 13th division captain's shoulder and balanced her on his hip . She cooed and pulled at his scarf . "Hey stop that ." he said , trying to pry off her hands as gently as he could .
Sakura looked up with big and sparkly emerald eyes , freezing him to the spot . "Gaa-aah !" she giggled .
Toushiro was struck for a second .
'Ch , cute .' he thought , refraining from looking at her eyes any longer because he was sure he'd squeal and glomp her if he stared one more second .
Toushiro heard an amused laugh from behind him and saw Renji covering his mouth with his hand , shoulders shaking slightly .
"What are you laughing at ?" he growled . The redhead didn't stop laughing , and it was really ticking him off . But , he reminded himself that there was a baby present and he had to keep it rated K+ .
Soi Fon smirked at him , an amused expression on her face . The white-haired captain twitched a little when the pinkette started to pull on his single bang . He bore with it for a little , until the pulls kinda started to hurt . "Ow , ow , ow –stop it Sakura- ow , ow ," he winced , holding her away at arm's length . Sakura's eyes started tearing up , and her bottom lip began to quiver uncontrollably .
Toushiro sweated nervously . "N-no , don't cry ! Don't cr-"
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH ! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" Too late .
Renji's guffaws were drowned out by the loud wails Sakura made . Panicked , he placed her over his shoulder and patter her back soothingly . "Shh , shh , stop crying ," it pained him to say it but he did , for the sake of keeping little Sakura quiet . "Please ?"
Ukitake laughed and took her from his arms . "She must be hungry ." he said , rocking her back and forth in his arms . Sakura's cries started to subside but tears were still streaming out of her eyes . He gave the baby to Soi Fon and said that he would be back in a second with the baby formula .
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Like Toushiro , Soi Fon has never dealt with babies before . She had been accustomed to children , but not babies . So she was kind of awkward in holding her mentor's child in her arms . Sakura had stopped crying and was switching from staring at her to the wall by her side . Soi Fon , curious as to why she suddenly stopped crying , looked at the wall she was staring at . 'Oh.' Was her only thought .
There were pictures on the wall of her and Yoruichi . "What a smart one ." she mumbled , brushing stray bangs to the side of the child's forehead . "Sui-Feng … ba-chan !" the child exclaimed . Soi Fon's eyes widened . "You think I'm your aunt ?" she asked . To her surprise and joy , the child giggled with a vigorous nod . "Sui-ba-chan !" there were lisps in her words since she barely had any teeth but it served to make her even more adorable.
Without her consent , sisterly instincts kicked in and she found herself bumping foreheads softly with the child . "You're so cute ." when her mind registered what she had just said , she blushed furiously . Sakura giggled louder and tugged at her black bangs .
"I'm back !" Ukitake's voice called out , carrying a bottle of milk in his hands . He stopped to stare at the way Soi Fon's way of holding the baby and then grinned , handing the bottle to her . "Why don't you feed her ?"
She gulped but nodded nonetheless , slowly placing the tip of it into Sakura's mouth . She started to suck happily and held the bottle on her own . Her large , sparkly emerald eyes stared at Soi Fon in wonder , before her eyes wandered to the other occupants of the room .
Soon enough , she had drank all the milk and released it from her mouth before throwing it in a random direction . Ironically enough , it hit Renji's nose . "OW !" he yelped , holding his nose . "You little-" his nasally threat was cut off by a glare from Soi Fon .
Sitting down , the 2nd division captain placed the girl in her lap , wrapping her lean arms around her chest t prevent her from toppling over .
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Sakura's eyes locked onto Komamura . Her hands reaching out to him , Soi Fon released her and watched in fascination as she crawled her way to him . She gurgled and then placed her puny hands on his much larger knee , using it as support to stand up . Suddenly , she toppled over with a giggle into Komamura's lap . "Doggy !" she smiled , and began rubbing his stomach . To everyone's surprise and amusement , he started to growl contentedly and then started to bark . But then , scaring the souls out of them , she grabbed the sheathed Tenken , waving it in front of Komamura who followed it with his eyes . She threw it to the far side of the room and shouted , "Fetch !"
~Sakura's Babysitters~
Once the child was tired , Rukia gently scooped her up and rocked her back and forth , humming a lullaby softly . When she was asleep , she crept slowly to her room and opened the door –
She snapped her eyes opened and cried ."WAAAAAAAHHH ! WAAAAAAAAH !"
Rukia panicked and nearly dropped her but thankfully managed to calm down in time . "Why are you crying ?" she asked , trying to shush her . "WAAAAAAAAH ! WAAAA- "
Byakuya , annoyed by the noise , stuffed a pacifier in her mouth . She quieted immediately , but soon it fell out of her mouth .
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHH !"
That's when Rukia felt it . A lump in Sakura's rear … Her face twisted in slight disgust . "Someone change her diaper please !" she yelled , pinching her nose . Everyone in the room sniffed and turned green . Komamura , because of his heightened senses , fainted due to the smell . No one was brave enough to face the grossness that babies often produce .
Poop .
Sakura made a face before she relaxed again , and a fart sound was heard . Renji couldn't help it and laughed with a green face . A few others joined in . "Guys !" Rukia said . "She could get rashes if someone doesn't change her diaper quick !"
Instantly , all eyes snapped to Renji . "WHAT !"
They glared holes into his head . He sighed and took Sakura from Rukia's hands , holding her at arms length . He went to the nearest bathroom and closed the door .
Shuffling was heard .
And then …
"EEEEEEEWWW !"
Everyone laughed .