Me: Hey there bitches!

Naruto: What the fuck?

Sasuke: Screw you.

Me: Who the hell are you people!?

Naruto & Sasuke: The people you were just talking to?

Me: YOU'RE THE PEOPLE FROM MY IMAGINATION! FUCK YEAH, NOW LETS GO TO THE CANDY KINGDOM!

Naruto & Sasuke: What the fuck.

Sasuke: Lets just start the story.

"OW! Fuck that hurt." I said waking up and falling face first on the floor. "Today's going to be a great freaking day I can already tell." I said sarcastically.

"Well I might as well get dressed and head to the academy." I said getting up from the floor. I then put on my usual plain black shirt, shorts and my lime green hoodie leaving it unzipped like I always do, before looking in the mirror I had the clothes I had just put on and straight chin length black hair and green eyes and I'm a guy.

"Ok now I can go to the academy." I said now ready to leave. I then started heading to the academy when I decided to look up at the hokage faces and I noticed something odd about them.

"NARUTO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS HOW DARE YOU PAINT ON THE HOKAGE FACES I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU…AND YOU DONE A TERRIBLE JOB TOO!" I yelled hoping the idiot heard me.

I then saw him getting chased by two jonin. I then decided I would catch Naruto myself, so I tripped them and chased after Naruto, who thought they fell and must have thought I was going to congratulate him on painting the faces since I was also a prankster, sadly for him he was wrong. After about five minutes of me beating Naruto to a pulp, Iruka sensei appeared and yelled at Naruto who looked dead and then yelled at me for beating him till he was unconscious.

"Jackass." I said quietly to my self as me, Iruka, and Naruto headed back to the academy. "I heard that." Iruka said. "Yeah well guess what I don't care." I said.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU BEAT ME WITH MY OWN SHOE!?" Naruto yelled at me. I just ignored him and Iruka sensei the rest of the way there.

5 minutes later

"Naruto, Kira because you two were late we are now reviewing the transformation technique." Iruka said to the blonde baka and me. Everyone then lined up. First was some pink haired bitch that successfully transformed into Iruka. Next was some emo looking dude, yet another successful transformation, same with the next 20 or so people.

Me and this dude who had round, black glasses and an almost colorless hoodie were fighting over who would be last in line, when I saw a very attractive lady about to do the transformation jutsu, I was barely able to see the Hyuga clan symbol on her pale looking hoodie before she also done the jutsu correctly.

Next was Naruto's turn he walked up a few steps and said "transform." Although when he done his transformation it wasn't like the others, although it was interesting to say the least, he turned into (drum roll please) A NAKED CHICK! Although he ruined it by covering her tits and other private parts with little clouds.

"You idiot!" I yelled at him before throwing a giant book off a table at him, hitting him in the face with it. He then instantly snapped out of the jutsu. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?" The angry baka asked me.

"BECAUSE YOU RUINED IT WITH THE DAMN CLOUDS!" I said a little louder than I intended.

"Kira your turn." Iruka said.

"DAMNIT!" I as I zipped up my hoodie now pissed off.

I then walked forward a couple steps before successfully transforming into Iruka. He then told me I had passed before saying it was the last persons turn. Who was also successful?

Five minutes later

"Alright now that you've all gotten seated I can tell you that there will be a test tomorrow, class dismissed." Iruka said.

We all made a run for the door, well all except for Choji, and Shikamaru who were just walking to the door. I tried to escape but was easily captured by Iruka, damn jonin. "So let me guess I'm in trouble right?" I asked seeing his angry face.

"Yep." He said glaring at Naruto and me.

He then took me and Naruto to the hokage faces and made us clean off all the paint. It was very annoying seeing as how Naruto wasn't even trying to scrape off all the paint. "So when can I leave?" I asked my sensei who was sitting on top of one of the faces.

"When all the faces are clean again." He said looking at me like he was annoyed.

"Fine it's not like me and Kira have anyone waiting for us at our houses anyway!" I heard the blonde yell towards Iruka.

I then ran towards the soon to be dead blonde, and knocked him down before holding a kunai at his throat and asked him how he knew my parents were dead. Iruka sensei then jumped down and yelled at me for doing that. The blonde then answered my question. "I overheard the third hokage talking about it." He said looking slightly scared of me now.

"Damn it!" I yelled enraged and punched the third hokage's face statue, leaving a very noticeable crack on it.

"Naruto, Kira, how about when your done cleaning up the faces I take you guys out for some ramen, you know the good stuff?" Iruka asked us.

Naruto then got a huge smile on his face and started cleaning as fast as he could and Iruka-sensei took that as a yes. "No thanks, I have to train as soon as I get done with this." I answered realizing how much training time I'm losing.

"Are you sure Kira? Ichiraku's is the best in the leaf." Iruka said trying to convince me to go.

"No, I have to train." I answered slightly annoyed.

30 minutes later*

I had been walking down the street after finishing with the faces, and leaving Iruka and Naruto at Ichiraku's, when I felt like I was being watched, but I figured it was only because of the busy streets. I then seen a person in a gray hoodie with a wet stain on the top of the hood he was yelling at his small white dog. Along the way to the training field I saw a couple more people that seemed to partially stand out like some weird dude talking to a black dot on his fucking finger.

I then finally arrived at the training field. Today I was going to practice on my chakra control. I then sat down and focused on controlling my chakra and tried putting it into the shape of a sphere, and after a minute or so I was able to do so.

I had not noticed the fact that it had seemed to have a reddish tint, nor did I notice the shy Hyuga hiding in the tree watching me train.

Hours later*

I had just finished training getting some work done, but not much. I then started walking home when I noticed something odd I seen Sasuke walking around the field staring at the tree I was under. I thought nothing of and I walked home.

The next day at the academy*

"Kira your turn go in the door to your left." Iruka said.

I was the last one called and I was going to have to perform the clone jutsu. It's not exactly my best jutsu. I then walked to the door on my left and went in and sitting there next to some silver haired person was Iruka. I then gave him an evil glare, no effect dammit. I then tried doing the clone jutsu and after a second I heard three poofs and stopped, but I was not prepared to here the news Iruka gave me.

"I'm sorry Kira you fail." He said looking at my clones.

The man sitting next to him then tried talking to him trying to get him to pass me. I couldn't under stand why I failed so I looked at my clones and saw why, they were on the floor acting like babies and they weren't able to make sounds.

"My decision is final you failed Kira." Iruka said looking quite disappointed.

"Hold on Iruka your saying that because I created silent clones I fail? I mean think about it other than that they work fine. I just wasn't focused. And I passed every other test with great scores right." I said wanting to pass.

"That's true alright Kira you pass." He said looking happy again.

Me: I passed that means I have complete awesomeness right?

Sasuke: No.

Naruto: Nope.

Sakura: Not even close.

Me: Shut it pinky!

Pink bitch: What did I do?

Sasuke: You spoke, with your annoying voice.

Sakura: Even when your insulting me your hot!

Me: Shut up whore.