We Need a Distraction
by Cyberchao X
A/N: Just this weird thing that popped into my head and wouldn't leave. Blame TV Tropes.
"We're going to need someone to serve as a distraction so the rest of our forces can get behind them," Robin said.
"Inigo could do it," Owain suggested. "He has experience in that sort of thing."
"Oh no. I'm not doing that again."
"But you were really convincing!"
"It was humiliating!"
"No, you were totally cool!" Cynthia said. "I actually fell for you a little bit before I remembered it was you."
"Really? …WAIT A MINUTE THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE."
"Besides, you certainly seemed to enjoy the preparations last time," Kjelle said.
"Okay, yeah, I agree with Inigo for once. Let's not do that again," Severa said.
"Were you a bit too taken with your own handiwork?" Inigo asked.
"Of course not, you idiot! I mean, obviously I was proud of my work, but I don't swing that way!"
"Yes you do," Gerome said.
"Wha—Who asked you?!"
"We all remember that incident at the Harvest Festival," Gerome said.
"Wait…that incident?" Robin asked. "So then Inigo…"
"Yeah. He was a real charmer, too. Must inherit that from his mother."
"We're not talking about this anymore!"