Part of an Eragon Alphabet
Eragon- looks like dragon
As you surely noticed in time.
But alas, it does not rhyme.
For it starts with a vowel-
Unlike trowel
Which begins with the type of letter whose name starts with C.
One of those letters is B.
Which is at the beginning of Birka,
Baldor,
Brisingr,
And Brom.
Brisingr is the name of Eragon's sword.
Brom, the man of whom he should have been ward.
Before B in the alphabet, there comes A.
Arya- see, A?- has been Eragon's love interest since before today.
Speaking of love, there's Katrina and Roran.
I cannot use what I think would rhyme with Roran,
For that would be bad, and would make Katrina sad.
Let's see… now onto Orrin!
Orrin, the good king of Surda,
Smoking through you ears must have hurt ya'.
You used to be so nice!
But now you are not even as nice as rice.
You are the older meaning of nice.
That is, stupid.
Why, oh why?
Maybe if Jormundar had just played Cupid
You would not drink
To drive away those ghosts that haunt ya'.
Eragon, Roran, Orrin Katrina, Brom. Baldor and Birka-
Those I have named.
There are many more
But now I must go- yes, I see the door
Mayhap I will return
Having learned something of poem writing
Though the knowledge I may spurn.
A/N~ This has been another silly poem by Tsarina. Thanks for watching!
Goodness, what do you think of *that*?