Drunker is Vector than a motherfucker, he put a flowerpot on his head and grabbed the chainsaw from the garage he was going to go to the gas station. He decided to run there, he ran with god like speed, he ran as fast as sonic the hedgehog. Vector went up in the store and held out his chainsaw and was like "Ayy lmao this a robbery." And no one listened and stopped. This made Vector mad so he rammed his chainsaw through a Twinkie bag. The Twinkie fluff going everywhere. Vector then yelled, "Next one is going to be your dick."
Vector raised his hands in the air and slapped down a rack of candy and screamed, "I'm the ass crack bandit." He said as he yelled and flashed his ass at the camera as he grabbed bar of chocolate. He saw a lovely couple about to do their first kiss. Vector was like frickle frackle snickle snackle that shit and run over and jammed his chainsaw in-between them cutting them in half. He picked up the half cut body and ripped it apart and screamed, "I'm taking this body pillow with me." And he heard the half dying Purple haired man cry out "Kotori nooo…" and Vector was like "This bitch."
Ryoga raised a hand in the air and said "Lol jk I don't care," and Vector smiled and rammed his head into the ice-cream aisle. He grabbed him a handful of nutty butty. He shoved the nutty butty in his ass crack because he's the ass crack bandit. It was cold but Vector don't care. Vector doesn't give a shizzle frizzle. Vector sees the Ryoga guy in the corner laughing like motherfucker. Vector decides, ayyy lmao and walks over and kills him.
Vector laughs and laughs and then cops see him and he's like no and he runs out the store and shows them his ass crack and throws the chainsaw at them but he missed, nutty butty is leaking out his butt. It is falling out his butt as he runs; he leaves a creamy chocolate butt trail behind.
The cops grab him by wrists and Vector screams and he sharts out ice cream on the cops and it gets on their faces and he laughs and runs as they clean his ice-cream sharts of their faces. Vector smiled "I got away." He said and held the Kotori half ripped body he stole. "Ayyy lmao." He said and threw the body on the floor and skated down a hill like a sled.
He then got away; he left the body in the garbage because he doesn't need that negativity in his life. He curled up into a little ball and rolled into the sewer and never came back out.