Has anyone wondered what it would be like to have a bunch of one-shot Mario fan fictions that reviewers came up with?
Yes?
Okay…BUT I'M-A DOING IT ANYWAY! BOOM! I'm pretty sure that a lot of people have already done this before, but I'm doing it this time. And this time, YOU choose what I write! THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S ALL ABOUT… (Points at you) YYYOOOOOUUUU! Prepare yourself to laugh like a retarded hyena and get your typing fingers ready because I want every reader to write something! Even if you're not a person with an account, or if you're too lazy to log in, just give me a quick little suggestion and I WILL post it.
Enjoy the first chapter that consists of Daisy's Diary if she were in the real world!
Dear Diary,
I hate that intro. Let me try again.
Dear Journal-of-awesomeness,
Much better. Anyway, I'm writing in this thing because Peach says it's the best way to remember things and keep a record of past events that have left damaging mental images on my innocent mind. I'm not too innocent though, I'm like a tiger.
I pounce on those who least expect me.
I hide in the shadows and then…
GO FOR THE KILL!
Rraow.
Okay, I know I suck at that. I'll just say what happened today.
First, I saw a bunch of people do the Gangnam Style (whatever the hell that is) and they started singing "EEEEHHHH SEXY LADY!"
I seriously don't get half the shit people do.
Then, I was relaxing and sort of eating some chocolate. I know, I'm on a diet and all that princess stuff, but…Oh, sweet Nutella. I wish I found you sooner. Mwah.
And then, I found this book. It was called 50 Shades of Grey. I think I'll save some pages to read to Luigi before he goes to sleep.
That reminds me, I have to go shopping for some food. I'll put the list in here so I don't forget it tomorrow.
1: Milk and eggs and butter and bread and fruit and all the normal stuff you get at the market. (This is so you can live.)
2: Shoes! Lots and lots of shoes! (This is so you can walk through the streets in style)
3: More paper (This is for more lists)
4: More books (This is for payback)
5: A hammer (Do I even need to go there?)
Wondering about number 5? It's for the walls and everything. The nails always fall out
That, and the fact that Mario wants to bash stuff with a hammer. It must be some kind of guy thing. I don't know.
Well, I'm off to play an internet flash game called "Slender". I heard that it's really good and well-made, so, might as well.
And that was…Wait, I have more files coming in…
That Slender game I played…Oh my gods. I'll have to save that for Luigi.
- Daisy
That was the first one-shot humor parody that I made on here! The rest is up to you guys, so please, leave as many suggestions as you can and I'll go up to about…100 one-shots. The plot could be anything, but nothing that's sexual or something because I want to keep it T. It can be anything and I promise it will get posted! Thanks for the past reviews and support!