Captains log, star date 22.334.2.r I am the the captain of this ship, the sr helms deep. we circled omega in orbit readying the reverse tracter beam. "I'll go it alone from here" I said readying my extra modded assault rifle and checking my biotics, strong as ever. Could send a shock wave for miles if it wasnt too much effort. i stepped into the light and was beamed down right into Aria's bar infront of her. she was so surprised she never saw my biotic infused glowing pimp slap coming. "where is he!" i screeched pointing at the N7 on my armor. that shit is rare these days cause the DLC armor was better. She looked confused and scared trembling in my immense stature. What do you mean? she said trembling with fear. "i'll give you a hint, is this his favortie shop on the citadel?" "but this is ome-" "ANSWER ME" i bellowed, sending a biotic pulse that went for like at least 1 m. i think i saw a drink spill. "shepard" she said? "he's been getting together a team to stop the reapers" "that bitch! I was gonna do that! where did he go?" He was looking for arch angel she said, pointed at the poster saying "sign up now to take down archangel and win a free hat! yoursaftyisnotgarenteedinfac tyouwillprobablydie" I stormed to the merc standing there and demanded he take to him, biotic power flowing from my eyes. he prompltly wet himself and took me to the front lines. I used biotic invisibility and snuck up on archangel. i waited until shepard arrived. he killed like everyone. I mean come on, how is that even possible? i mean, i could do that. ANyway it turns out the two were old buddies ad they talked or something. then more guys came so they split up, i followed sheperd and we went to the basement. I reappeared infront of him and he was so surprised he nearly hit me, then he saw my face and stoped then hit me anyway, once a bully always a bully. "Got damn it i thought i told you to stop following me, don't make me call mom" "Yes brother, it is I, Captain shepard! your brother and greatest rival!" "captain of what? oh god did you steal another alliance vessel?" "maybe"