Kane and Daniel Bryan stood in the centre of the ring, hugging it out, as you do. Then, an angry Alberto Del Rio walked down the ramp and into the ring, microphone in hand.
"This is estupido! Nobody wants to see people hug on a wrestling sho-WAH!"
Kane and Bryan grabbed Del Rio by the arms and pulled him into the hug, and they stood there holding each other in a magical circle of friendship and rainbows.
Then, half of the roster marched out and jumped into the ring to join the group hug. Cena tried to get in the ring, but the jobbers strangled him to death with the ring ropes whilst shouting "VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION," as children all over the world cried.
The hug was rather tight, and didn't leave much breathing room. Soon, Santino Marella died of suffocation to the delight of many, but everybody still held on to each other like troopers.
Next, came the top of the card, proudly walking down to the ring. CM Punk laughed at Cena, still trapped between the ring ropes, before entering the ring, but what he didn't notice was the person standing right behind him.
He heard the gruff, heavy breathing, slowly turned around with a look of terror on his face, and saw Ryback standing there, with a menacing look on his face.
Then, he said, "EHHHH PUNK LET'S HAVE A HUG, MAN!" and proceeded to gather every single member of the roster that was still alive into his arms, and hug them closely.
Bones cracked, and blood spilled, and then everybody was dead, except Ryback.
Until Paul Heyman walked in, pulled out a gun, and shot him in the dick.
Heyman stood on top of the pile of bodies and screamed "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTS" as he raised his arms in victory.
Except the everybody in the crowd had magically died as well, so there was no cheering.
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