The One Piece Podcast Chronicles
One day as Zach was walking home, he found a letter in his mailbox. It said "Dear One Piece Podcast, Meet me in the town square or else. –Doctor G." Since Zach didn't want to find out what or else meant, he quickly walked next door to Ed and Firecrouch's house and told them what happened. Forty-Five minutes later, Zach, Ed, and Firecrouch arrived at the town square. Once there they saw an arrow pointed down a dark alley. Then suddenly halfway down the alley, Ed saw a donut on the ground and ate it. 1, 2, 3…Poof! Ed turned into a pig a wander off. What became of him you may ask? Well he was butchered and eaten by Jason. But that's a story for another time. Anyways as Zach and Firecrouch continued to walk down the alley they met The Dude. He said "Zach may continue, but Firecrouch must stay here." So Zach walked on and once he was gone The Dude said to Firecrouch "Gingers have no soul!" "Ahhhhh! The curse of the Fire clan, how did you know?" As Firecrouch disappeared into thin air. "I have my methods" said The Dude smirking at Firecrouch's demise. Zach finally reached the end of the dark Alley, and there stood a figure. "Are you Doctor G?" Asked Zach. "Yes I am. But allow me to properly introduce myself. I am known Far and wide as the Evil Doctor Greg." "In your letter Doctor Greg, you mentioned Or else. What exactly do you mean by that?" Inquired Zach. "Well I have built a weather machine which will allow me to speed up the process of global warming, thus destroying the planet." "Not if I can help it" Said Zach as he pulled a magazine from his coat pocket. "No….. It can't be….. Is that a Boy's Love magazine? My only weakness, to me BL magazines are my Kryptonite." Said Greg with a terrified look on his face. "Destroy the weather machine" Zach demanded as he walked closer. "Okay, okay I will" Said Greg as he cowered in fear.
Prologue: The weather machine was destroyed and Zach lived happily ever after until he died at the age of 35.
The End