Top Twenty Reasons Why
Author's Note: Hiya fellow Mass Geeks! It's great to be here with y'all today! I'm a humble creature who joined the fanfiction business in November, started my first story in December and I have been writing for a couple different fandoms this winter. Anyway I decided to pin my N7 patch on, and board the Normandy with you guys.
Disclaimer: If I owned Mass Effect I could buy out the Illusive Man.
The top twenty reasons you know you've been playing too much Mass Effect.
You know You've Been Playing Too Much Mass Effect When…
1)You name your smartphone EDI
2)You get on the freeway thinking it's a Mass Relay
3)You use your couch for cover
4)Somebody sneezes and you say, "Keelah Sa'lei"
5)You steal the TV remote and say "Assuming Direct Control."
6)You go into a gun shop looking for collapsible guns
7)You think the Garden of Eden was on Eden Prime
8)Somebody asks who you are and you answer, "I AM KROGAN!"
9)You ask frogs for advice on your science homework
10)You sell your worldly possessions to jellyfish
11)You try to Warp your boss
12)You try to drive up the side of the Rockies in your ATV
13)You complain to NASA they don't probe right
14)You dress up as a Husk for Halloween
15)You get thrown out of the Capital for protesting for Quarion rights
16)You name your pet iguana Garrus
17)You give up squid so you never eat another Asari
18)You think your destiny is to save the galaxy
19)You try to bypass your front door.
20)You think the Sydney Opera House is a Salarian Hatchery
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