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Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Caster Gone?
by Katty-sama*Immortal aka Katty or Kattysama oh whatever --;;
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Gene rummaged furiously throughout Starwind and Hawking Enterprises, looking literally beneath every "rock" and in every one of the numerous cracks in the walls.
Jim, stumbling into this tornado of Genes rushing in a whirlwind of chaos, spinning here and there, and back again, just stood there and stared. It had been quite a long time since he'd seen his beloved yet lazy "aniki" move this much. The only time he could recall him running so fast before was when he was running away from an extremely angry ex... "Uh, Gene, are you okay?"
Gene started, having not noticed a spectator until now. Stopping his frantic searching, dashing to his little partner, and grabbing him by the collar of his shirt, he panted breathlessly, "Where is..it?! I... can't... find it... my precioussss (A/N-hehe lotr)...." Jim could see his aniki's eyes were bloodshot and unfocused. "Are you drunk?"
"NO! My PRECIOUS IS GONE!!!!!"
Apparently so. Jim became disturbed, and was trying to loosen Gene's grip on him while trying to get through to his unbalanced self. "What the hell have you been smoking man? Did we run out of coffee?"
"My preciousss..." The outlaw shook Jim roughly. "WHERE IS IT?!"
"Wha--what?! Where is what?!"
"My..my..What have you done with it? What...Did....You...DO?!"
"What the hell are you talking about, Gene?!"
"My caster is GONE! GONE!!!" Gene slumped to the ground, sobbing hysterically, and dropping Jim to the ground with a thump. "My precious, precious caster is gone...I dont' know what I'd do without it...ohhh!"
Jim was patting Gene akwardly and at a distance when Aisha barged in. "Mrow! I'm starving! Good thing I was able to get money to buy food for us by selling---"
Gene dashed to Aisha and slammed her against the wall, forming another crack, thus making the building shudder and creak violently, threatening to telescope down onto its inhabitants. "MY CASTER! You SOLD it?! How COULD you?!?!?" Gene, with blood on his mind, reached for his caster's holster, temporarily forgetting what he was looking for in the first place, aaaand... "Shit. Damn! ARGH!!!"
Aisha stuttered, "I..I didn't sell your caster, Gene!"
"Then what DID you sell,hm, that would get you all this wong, hm?" Gene growled.
"Um...I...I sold...um..."
"My sword!" Suzuka darted into the room, spotted Aisha, shoved Gene aside, and grabbed the Ctarl-Ctarl in turn. "You didn't sell it, did you?" There was a dangerous gleam in her coal black eyes.
"I...um...I mean, I didn't sell it, really! I sold the...uh..."
Jim, who had left to go do something, ran back, screaming, "MY COMPUTER! IT'S GONE, NO! I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!"
Aisha grinned sheepishly. "Heh..well, Jimmy, we could always get you a new one..."
"How?! You spent all the stupid wong on stupid food!"
"Raid the pawnshop? Come on, Jimmy, it'll be okay.."
"What's going on? I heard shouting.." Melfina wakled into the room and blinked innocently.
"My sword has disappeared."
"Aisha sold my computer to get food! Who the hell sells a computer for food?!"
"Mrow! It was a desperate situation!"
"NO IT WASN'T!"
Melfina looked at Gene, who was staring dejectedly at the floor. "What about you, Gene?"
"Caster...gone..."
Melfina looked relieved. "Oh.. that's all? Well, it's here," she pulled the caster out of her pocket, "You forgot it in my lingerie drawer..."
Gene gasped. "My caster!" He ran to it, snatched it from his girlfriend's hand, and hugged it to him, crooning, "My precious...I'll never let you go.."
Melfina glared at him, briefly losing her innocence. "What about me? LAst night, you said I was your precious, and that I was the best lay you ever---"
"Mel! That's private stuff!!!"
"Hmph!"
The door fell, detached from its hinges. The silohuettes (A/N-however you spell that) of the McDougal brothers stepped in and grinned maniacally.
Gene whirled and whipped his caster out, thankful that he had it in his hands once again. "What are you doing here?!"
Ron smirked. "Relax, outlaw idiot, I only came to return something that would probably be sorely missed." Sure enough, he pulled out Suzuka's wooden blade and handed it to the assassin.
Suzuka blushed slightly and looked away, curling her hair with her finger. "Thank you, Ron.."
"Mrow?" Aisha looked surprised, then grinned devishly. "Hey, Suzu, how'd he get your sword, hmm?"
"Go away."
"Mrowwww...no."
"And don't call me Suzu." Suzuka glared at the cat woman.
"So THAT's where you wen't last night. I was wondering.."
"Aisha.." There was definetely a threatening tone in her voice now.
"Okay, Okay, yeesh..." Yet another grin. "Is he any good, Suzu?"
"Aisha!" Suzuka leaped upon the Ctarl-Ctarl, brandishing her sword and forcing a strangled howl from her foe.
Ron and Harry looked at each other, shrugged, and proceeded to exit the place as fast as they could so they wouldn't get caught in the middle of the chaos.
The door closed, and all became silent again. Well, actually--
"AISHA! MY COMPUTER!"
"Oh shit.."
Outside Starwind and Hawking Enterprises-and for about a two mile radius-passersby stopped to stare at the violently shaking building, and then walking hurriedly past it, and far far away, lest it fall upon them; it certainly seemed as if it would collapse any moment. For a whole 5 mile radius, people heard much screaming, and---
"MMMMRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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So, didja like? Kinda weak ending, but who cares. r/r!
Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Caster Gone?
by Katty-sama*Immortal aka Katty or Kattysama oh whatever --;;
~*~
Gene rummaged furiously throughout Starwind and Hawking Enterprises, looking literally beneath every "rock" and in every one of the numerous cracks in the walls.
Jim, stumbling into this tornado of Genes rushing in a whirlwind of chaos, spinning here and there, and back again, just stood there and stared. It had been quite a long time since he'd seen his beloved yet lazy "aniki" move this much. The only time he could recall him running so fast before was when he was running away from an extremely angry ex... "Uh, Gene, are you okay?"
Gene started, having not noticed a spectator until now. Stopping his frantic searching, dashing to his little partner, and grabbing him by the collar of his shirt, he panted breathlessly, "Where is..it?! I... can't... find it... my precioussss (A/N-hehe lotr)...." Jim could see his aniki's eyes were bloodshot and unfocused. "Are you drunk?"
"NO! My PRECIOUS IS GONE!!!!!"
Apparently so. Jim became disturbed, and was trying to loosen Gene's grip on him while trying to get through to his unbalanced self. "What the hell have you been smoking man? Did we run out of coffee?"
"My preciousss..." The outlaw shook Jim roughly. "WHERE IS IT?!"
"Wha--what?! Where is what?!"
"My..my..What have you done with it? What...Did....You...DO?!"
"What the hell are you talking about, Gene?!"
"My caster is GONE! GONE!!!" Gene slumped to the ground, sobbing hysterically, and dropping Jim to the ground with a thump. "My precious, precious caster is gone...I dont' know what I'd do without it...ohhh!"
Jim was patting Gene akwardly and at a distance when Aisha barged in. "Mrow! I'm starving! Good thing I was able to get money to buy food for us by selling---"
Gene dashed to Aisha and slammed her against the wall, forming another crack, thus making the building shudder and creak violently, threatening to telescope down onto its inhabitants. "MY CASTER! You SOLD it?! How COULD you?!?!?" Gene, with blood on his mind, reached for his caster's holster, temporarily forgetting what he was looking for in the first place, aaaand... "Shit. Damn! ARGH!!!"
Aisha stuttered, "I..I didn't sell your caster, Gene!"
"Then what DID you sell,hm, that would get you all this wong, hm?" Gene growled.
"Um...I...I sold...um..."
"My sword!" Suzuka darted into the room, spotted Aisha, shoved Gene aside, and grabbed the Ctarl-Ctarl in turn. "You didn't sell it, did you?" There was a dangerous gleam in her coal black eyes.
"I...um...I mean, I didn't sell it, really! I sold the...uh..."
Jim, who had left to go do something, ran back, screaming, "MY COMPUTER! IT'S GONE, NO! I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!"
Aisha grinned sheepishly. "Heh..well, Jimmy, we could always get you a new one..."
"How?! You spent all the stupid wong on stupid food!"
"Raid the pawnshop? Come on, Jimmy, it'll be okay.."
"What's going on? I heard shouting.." Melfina wakled into the room and blinked innocently.
"My sword has disappeared."
"Aisha sold my computer to get food! Who the hell sells a computer for food?!"
"Mrow! It was a desperate situation!"
"NO IT WASN'T!"
Melfina looked at Gene, who was staring dejectedly at the floor. "What about you, Gene?"
"Caster...gone..."
Melfina looked relieved. "Oh.. that's all? Well, it's here," she pulled the caster out of her pocket, "You forgot it in my lingerie drawer..."
Gene gasped. "My caster!" He ran to it, snatched it from his girlfriend's hand, and hugged it to him, crooning, "My precious...I'll never let you go.."
Melfina glared at him, briefly losing her innocence. "What about me? LAst night, you said I was your precious, and that I was the best lay you ever---"
"Mel! That's private stuff!!!"
"Hmph!"
The door fell, detached from its hinges. The silohuettes (A/N-however you spell that) of the McDougal brothers stepped in and grinned maniacally.
Gene whirled and whipped his caster out, thankful that he had it in his hands once again. "What are you doing here?!"
Ron smirked. "Relax, outlaw idiot, I only came to return something that would probably be sorely missed." Sure enough, he pulled out Suzuka's wooden blade and handed it to the assassin.
Suzuka blushed slightly and looked away, curling her hair with her finger. "Thank you, Ron.."
"Mrow?" Aisha looked surprised, then grinned devishly. "Hey, Suzu, how'd he get your sword, hmm?"
"Go away."
"Mrowwww...no."
"And don't call me Suzu." Suzuka glared at the cat woman.
"So THAT's where you wen't last night. I was wondering.."
"Aisha.." There was definetely a threatening tone in her voice now.
"Okay, Okay, yeesh..." Yet another grin. "Is he any good, Suzu?"
"Aisha!" Suzuka leaped upon the Ctarl-Ctarl, brandishing her sword and forcing a strangled howl from her foe.
Ron and Harry looked at each other, shrugged, and proceeded to exit the place as fast as they could so they wouldn't get caught in the middle of the chaos.
The door closed, and all became silent again. Well, actually--
"AISHA! MY COMPUTER!"
"Oh shit.."
Outside Starwind and Hawking Enterprises-and for about a two mile radius-passersby stopped to stare at the violently shaking building, and then walking hurriedly past it, and far far away, lest it fall upon them; it certainly seemed as if it would collapse any moment. For a whole 5 mile radius, people heard much screaming, and---
"MMMMRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~*~
So, didja like? Kinda weak ending, but who cares. r/r!