(This story is just random stuff like short stories of this and that it could be anything I might make a short fic of but they will have all different titles, some stories I own some I don't and I only own my own OC's)
Pizza Fight
Dante as at his desk hungry as hell but he had no money for pizza since he didn't have a job in 2 weeks and he was starting to get bored as hell.
"Why is there no jobs like why are there no demons trying to kill people!" Dante shouted.
"Shut up!" Vergil yelled from the kitchen. "You can eat other things besides pizza and ice cream you know."
"Don't tell me what to eat!" Dante yelled.
Vergil rolled his eyes and went back to cooking pork chops with white rice and corn. More likely Dante wouldn't eat it but Patty and he would since they liked to eat healthy once in a while.
Dante got up from his desk and took out his play boy to look at the sexy pic's but even seeing boobs and pussies was not enough. "THAT"S IT IM GETTING A PART TIME JOB!" He shouted loud.
Both Vergil and Patty looked at each other then started to bust out laughing. "Oh really Dante you don't know the first thing about getting a real human job" Vergil mocked.
"Shut up I will learn if humans can do it I can, and guess what I'm gonna work at the pizza store." Dante smiled. "Then I can make my own pizza!" Dante jumped up and ran so fast out the door.
Dante ran to the pizza shop first to try to get a job but the owner wasn't stupid he knew very well Dante would just eat all the pizza. Dante tried every pizza shop in town and they all said they were not hiring.
Dante was about to give up until he saw it at job at the male strip club. He didn't think it was a good idea but then more girls for him to have and to show them how big he really was.
He wanted inside to the owner, "Umm I saw your sign and you're hiring?" He asked looking around.
"Well yes…hey your Dante the devil hunter I know you but why are you coming here for a job?" The owner asked.
"Well I have not been called in for a job for like 2 weeks and I need money for food it will only be part time." He said.
"No I can't have you strip for money how about you sing once and while here for money?" The owner asked.
Dante thought about it for a minute then he nodded his head. He loved to sing and act all silly on stage and if it was to get girls and his pizza than hell yeah.
"Okay you start tomorrow night good luck."
Dante left the strip club and walked home to find that dinner was out away for him. He took it out and started to heat it up to eat it.
"So did you find a job?" Vergil asked from the chair while reading a book.
Dante put his dishes in the dishwasher and walked out to see him. "Yes I have and I'm going to be singing at the fox den every night."
Vergil looked at him than started to laugh his ass off, "Really the male strip club wow you must really want pizza if you're willing to go that low for money!" He started to laugh again.
"Shut up it's not funny! It's not like I'm gonna strip or anything!" Dante crosses his arms.
Vergil got up from the chair and walked over to Dante, "Whatever you say little brother have fun with that." He said as he walked to his bedroom.
The next night Dante ran over to the fox den to start his job for the night even though it was only singing but it was still money.
Dante got on the stage and started to sing the first song of the night.
Come and break me off
Come and take me on
Come and break me off
Come and take me on
Don't need Detention, I'm the snitch; After school make me your bitch
In the hall, flash your tits; Behind the desk, suck my dick
Today's lesson plan: it's how to give a rim job
Bury my face in your ass and beat me til your cock throbs
Seesaw, Seesaw, Slide my face up and down
On the desk, By lockers, Fuck me on the playground
I'll make time to get my A from a D
I missed class for this now motherfucking rape me
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, Show me your chest
Ring the school bell, It's time for recess
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, I need an A+
Take off my pants and make me start to bust
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, I've been a dirty whore
I want your nails on my back like nails on a chalkboard
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, keep me after class
I've been a bad boy now take that paddle to my ass
I've been a bad little boy and I need to be punished
Will you slap me, Tap me, Pull my hair and make me scream "uh!"
As a matter of fact, Will you jump me in attack?
Will you fuck my til I bleed, Give me what I fucking need
Teacher, Teacher, Fuck me like my preacher; Be so naughty, Do my body
Take me down like you take this shotty, Go ahead and work your body
Wipe it with your cum sheild, ooh rated X, Deal..
Like Jenna Jameson: "We can be more than just friends..."
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, Show me your chest
Ring the school bell, It's time for recess
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, I need an A+
Take off my pants and make me start to bust
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, I've been a dirty whore
I want your nails on my back like nails on a chalkboard
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, Keep me after class
I've been a bad boy now take that paddle to my ass
Like my dick in my pants; It's going up, up, up
Like your mouth on my shaft; It's going down, down, down
You can raise me up, You can break me off
I'm gonna fuck you for an A cause I gotta get my play
Like my dick in my pants; It's going up, up, up
Like your mouth on my shaft; It's going down, down, down
You can raise me up, You can break me off
I'm gonna fuck you for an A cause I gotta get my play
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, I need an A+
Take off my pants and make me start to bust
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, Show me your chest
Ring the school bell, Yes, It's time for recess
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, keep me after class
I've been a bad boy so take that paddle to my ass
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, I've been a dirty whore
I want your nails on my back like nails on a chalkboard
Be a whore for an A, Got a couple of D's
Hey, I can get real horny with B's
Gotta take off your clothes but slow like a stripper
Slide down my pole, I think I should tip her
My desk is gonna slap that ass, The test; Oral, I think I'll pass
Throw me up against the desk, Throw me up against the desk
I think *ha ha* I think I'm gonna pass this test
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, You're a sex angel from above
I'll be your book worm and give you all my love
Dante took a bow while everyone in the room was going crazy over the song even though it was very sexual. As he got off the stage he got many girls' numbers from that.
"Oh wow Dante looks likes like you're a hit." Vergil smiled.
"Told you and look what I made over 500$ in one night pizza time!" Dante laughed.
Vergil followed Dante to the pizza shop since he wanted some too.
Dante ordered 6 pizza's and took them back to devil may cry with Vergil. "Oh man it's so good to eat this!" Dante started to pig out like crazy.
"You gonna keep working there?" Vergil asked while eating some pizza too.
"Hell yeah it keeps pizza on the table!" Dante laughed.
(There we go I was running out of ideas for this one lol but it was funny :3 there will be more random stuff time to time when im not busy or doing my Zelda fic love you all)