One day an exceptionally long time ago I was born. I was named Black and I lived with my mother for thirteen years. I got my first pokemon, a Solosis, from my sister. I never caught anything else for fears that I would neglect the Solosis. Solosis soon evolved, and then evolved again into its final form. I moved away from my family and friends of Extreme pokemon lovers because I knew they would poke fun at me for only having Reuniclus. So now I live on an island not far from Undella town. (If you don't count 500 km as far).

"Get up."

"Five more minutes." I whined in the direction of the voice. I glared at my culprit, Reuniclus.

"Someone called looking for you, they want to meet you." Reuniclus said, floating towards the door.

"On what terms?" I asked from my current location on the floor.

Reuniclus stopped. "On the terms of you being there."

I stood up and brushed myself off. "Well, then I'm not going." I stated as I crossed my arms defiantly.

"It is someone that's really famous around here and you seriously need to get out more…" Reuniclus paused. "I think it's messing with your head."

I slouched my shoulders. "Fine, I'll go." I said as I got dressed.

After I got dress and said my goodbyes I headed to the place I was supposed to me this 'famous person'. They wanted to meet me outside of the business district of town, which really isn't a good place to meet a person. I was standing there looking awkward when Youngster Joey walked up to me.

"Hey. So you got the message?" Joey asked.

"What… You were the one who called me?" Joey nodded. I sighed. "Joey, what do you want?" I asked trying to sound annoyed.

"I wanted to talk about Pokemon." Joey said smiling.

I lowered my eyes at him. "Joey, I'll talk to you some other time because frankly I don't have time for this."

"My mom says that you don't do anything at all, all day."

"I work from home." I replied.

"My mom says that you're paranoid."

At this point Joey was making me irritated. "Joey, if you listened to everything your mom said you wouldn't be talking to me right now."

"So?" He replied.

"Joey, I have to go home before people see you with me." Joey rolled his eyes and I walked home through the alleys.

I walked through the back door. "I'm home!"

My Reuniclus flew up to me. "So how did it go?"

"It was joey." I said heading to my bedroom where my computer was.

"Someone came by the house…" Reuniclus started trying to get my attention while I booted up my computer and sat down.

"Is it someone I know?" It nodded. "Who then?"

"I'm not telling." Reuniclus said floating away.

I stayed on the computer all day doing "work" until late afternoon.

"Hey Reuniclus you want to get on? I have to go somewhere." I called out.

Reuniclus floated quickly into the room and nodded. Reuniclus always wanted to get on the internet, mostly to look up things about itself, but I was happy to let it, so I left the computer on and got up and left.

I headed for the local grocery store; I did need something to eat after all. I browsed for a bit before deciding that nothing in here appealed to me. I left the store and headed to the park, the place I go to relax. I sat down on my favorite bench and started to count the number of people walking by as I thought about things to eat.

I decided to just ask Reuniclus when I got home. As I walked home though I felt the odd feeling of being watched, but I was the only person on the streets; maybe I am paranoid.

"Reuniclus! What should I make for dinner?" I yelled as I entered the house.

Reuniclus floated up to me smiling. "I have no idea, but whatever you make I know it will taste great."

I glared at Reuniclus before softening it. I sighed. "Couldn't you just answer the question?"

Reuniclus dropped closer to the floor, a sign that it was tired or bored. "Fine, maybe you could make some… I don't know! Couldn't we just eat junk food and watch TV?"

"Reuniclus that's not very healthy, but fine. I'm tired and nothing in the kitchen could be that fattening."

"Yeah!" Reuniclus bubbled.

…Five minutes later…

"Reuniclus could you pass the Gummy Beartics?" I asked, feeling a bit full but still ready to eat some more. Me and Reuniclus had already cleaned out the kitchen and piled all our 'food' onto the coffee table in the living room. Now our main task was to make sure nothing made it back into the kitchen.

"Nope, they're all gone." Reuniclus bubbled.

"Reuniclus! You ate them all?" Reuniclus simply nodded, and I sighed and slouched into the couch. "I wish Minus was here; he could keep you in check. Where is he anyway?"

"I dunno." Reuniclus started, mouth full of chips. "He said something about telephoning the press and left."

"Ugh, Minus is so silly sometimes. No one' telephones the press' anymore they just pop up randomly. What does he want them for anyway?" I asked, reaching for some Skittles. Reuniclus swatted my hand, effectively knocking the bowl off the table and scattering the Skittles.

Reuniclus glared at me. "Don't touch my Skittles."

"So what did he need the-

"How am I supposed to know? This is Minus we're talking about, does he need a reason?"

"I guess not." I replied, eying the M&M's.

"You can only have the red ones."

"What? The red ones? Why none of the others?"

"They don't taste any different; stop complaining." Reuniclus replied.

"Then why can't you eat them?"

"They remind me of blood."

I rolled my eyes. "When are you going to pick up those Skittles?" I asked, trying to change the subject.

"When you're done eating all the red M&M's."

I glared at Reuniclus. "Oh, really? What if I don't eat them?"

"Then I won't pick up the Skittles."

"Ugh, you are so lazy." I replied, getting up and heading off to get a broom.

"The only reason you're calling me lazy is because you don't want to do it." Reuniclus called after me. I returned with the broom and I was about ready to hit Reuniclus with it, but I decided against it and just swept up the Skittles.

I plopped back on the couch with a bowl of cheese puffs. Reuniclus' eyes widened. "Where did you get those?"

"You would want to know, wouldn't you?" I replied, smirking.

"You've been holding out on me!"

"And you've been letting yourself go." I replied, frowning.

"Says the boy with the cheese puffs."

"Says the boy who bought the cheese puffs." I replied, smirking again.

"Eh, whatever. I can go without." Reuniclus lied.

"Yeah, sure…"

"Just give me the remote and we'll call it a deal."

Chapter end. `How to explain this?` Well, for one this chapter got shorter, because I didn't like introducing major characters in the first chapter (like randomly pop up people.) So two characters are no pushed further into the story, but it will all work out because I'm breaking the first chapter into two halves. But that creates problems in the re-updating half of this process. I will try not to change the plot, besides making it more… concrete.

PS: I personally think that Black and Reuniclus having 'fat days' together is just hilarious.

PSS: As writing styles change I have a need to rewrite old stories, and add countless post scripts to the rewritten chapters. I've taken down all the chapters that need to be rewritten but don't freak out they are all archived in my database so I'm not literally rewriting the chapters from y'know… scratch.

Please R&R.