Pezberry Texts

by JR-Boone

This is a collection of random Pezberry texts co-authored with lightblue-Nymphadora. There isn't any rhyme or reason to them just so you know. Will mostly stay T but I'll move that to M if I ever have to. Rachel's parts are written by Nymphadora and Santana's are written by me. Follow our Tumblrs at LightBlueNymphadora and JRAbraxas!

1. Chapter 1

To Berry: Hey midget wut r u up 2 rite now?

To Santana: Hello, Santana! I hope your evening is going well. My dads are out having their weekly date night, so I'm cuddled up with Raider watching Project Runway. And please refrain from using text speak. There's always time for proper grammar.

To Berry: God u manage 2 ramble even in ur texts. I think ur missing the point of texting berry. And wut the fuck is a raider? Did u finally replace Finnessa?

To Santana: I don't ramble, Santana. I merely believe that one should write in proper sentences. The point of texting is not having to call - not abusing the English language. And Raider is my Corgi. I'm still single.

To Berry: Wutever berry jesus christ I wudn't have texted u if i knew i was gonna get a grammar lesson out of it.

To Santana: …why did you text me?

To Berry: Wutever just 4get it. C u school Rachel. Nite.

To Santana: Santana?

To Santana: Come on, Santana.

To Santana: Fine. Good night.