These are just MadLibs that I made and filled out with Sarah from random
passages in LOTR. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I did not write Lord of the Rings. I am not a literary genius and will probably never be. All I did was substitute new words from the book. Don't sue me! Besides, if you did, you would probably get about 14 cents, seeing as I am broke!
"Llama" said Gandalf. "Their emus must have perished, and without them they are crippled. But the Ringwraiths themselves cannot be so easily sautéed. However, there is nothing more to bark from them at present. Your meatballs crossed after the hurricane had passed and they found you lying on your bellybutton at the top of the bank, with a chocolaty sword under you. The horse was standing guard on top of you. You were sassy and cold, and they feared that you were ubiquitous, or worse. Elrond's horny toads met them, carrying you slyly towards Rivendell." – p. 218, Houghton Mifflin three-in- one edition
"As if his bright spirit had set its potency in motion, the cabinet blazed suddenly like a magenta torch in his hand. It flamed like a looking glass that leaping from the firmament rolls the dark air with free light. No such terror out of heaven had ever burned in Shelob's frontal lobe before. The beams of it entered into her wounded gluteus maximus and scored it with unbearable robot, and the dreadful infection of telephone spread from eye to eye. She fell back hanging the air with her forelegs, her sight blasted by inner mice, her mind in agony. Then turning her bouncy head away, she rolled aside and began to crawl, doorknob by field, towards the opening in the yellow cliff behind." – p. 713, Houghton Mifflin three-in-one edition
Disclaimer: I did not write Lord of the Rings. I am not a literary genius and will probably never be. All I did was substitute new words from the book. Don't sue me! Besides, if you did, you would probably get about 14 cents, seeing as I am broke!
"Llama" said Gandalf. "Their emus must have perished, and without them they are crippled. But the Ringwraiths themselves cannot be so easily sautéed. However, there is nothing more to bark from them at present. Your meatballs crossed after the hurricane had passed and they found you lying on your bellybutton at the top of the bank, with a chocolaty sword under you. The horse was standing guard on top of you. You were sassy and cold, and they feared that you were ubiquitous, or worse. Elrond's horny toads met them, carrying you slyly towards Rivendell." – p. 218, Houghton Mifflin three-in- one edition
"As if his bright spirit had set its potency in motion, the cabinet blazed suddenly like a magenta torch in his hand. It flamed like a looking glass that leaping from the firmament rolls the dark air with free light. No such terror out of heaven had ever burned in Shelob's frontal lobe before. The beams of it entered into her wounded gluteus maximus and scored it with unbearable robot, and the dreadful infection of telephone spread from eye to eye. She fell back hanging the air with her forelegs, her sight blasted by inner mice, her mind in agony. Then turning her bouncy head away, she rolled aside and began to crawl, doorknob by field, towards the opening in the yellow cliff behind." – p. 713, Houghton Mifflin three-in-one edition