Four owls swooped down into the small mountain town of South Park, Colorado. On there leg a small letter was tied. One of the owls dropped the letter onto a welcome matt. A man who was leaving for work at the time yelled

"Sharon!"

"What?!" His wife yelled back

"An owl just dropped a letter on our door step, I think we need to have a little 'talk' with Stan."

"But Stan doesn't turn 11 for another 2 months" Sharon said as she walked out so she doesn't wake her two sleeping kids

"I know that!"

"I wonder…" Sharon continued, talking more to her self then to her husband.

A similar event was happing at three other houses in South Park.

"Good bye Ms. Cartman!" A man said as he left the Cartman house " there's something by the door."

"Poopsikins! I think Mr. Kitty left you another present!" She yelled to her son.

"Get it your self you lazy bitch!" Her son yelled back

"Now!" She yelled.

"Stupid lazy ass crack whore" Cartman mumbled to him self. When he got to the door he discovered it was not a dead mouse or bird or anything like that but a letter

"Meemm I got a letter!"

" oh dear" though Ms. Cartman

At another house an 11 year old Jewish boy was just awaking.

"Good morning" he said as he walked downstairs

"Kyle sit down" his mom commanded as she handed him a letter.

"What's this?" Kyle asked

"A letter from a boarding school in the U.K" his mom said. " please don't open it until later. Your little friends all got one as well and we would like to talk to all of you at once"

A FEW HOURS LATER ALL THE BOYS WHERE GATHERED AT STAN'S HOUSE

"You see boys all four of you have been blessed with the gift of magic." Randy started.

"That's right, those letters you received are from a school in England called Hogwarts." Stuart continued.

"Hogwarts is a school of magic. You'll get to learn all sorts of magic!" Ms. Cartman told the boys

"Haha very funny!" Cartman said sarcastically

"Accio beer" Randy said pulling out his wand. The beer came flying towards him and he caught it.

"Holy shit!" Kenny yelled.

"As we were saying you boys have been accepted into Hogwarts." Sharon said. "Next week a professor from the school will take you to get your supplies ."

"So you are all wizards too?" Stan asked

"Yes" Mrs. McCormick said.

" did you know your parents where part of something known as the battle of Hogwarts?" Gerald asked.

"Wait..as in an actual battle?" Kyle asked.

"Yes. It was when an evil wizard named Voldemort attacked the school." Randy said

Then the parents explained about their time at Hogwarts.

A WEEK LATER

The boys where having a sleep over at Kyle's.

"Boys come down" Kyle's mom yelled

When they got down they where met but the sight of an older woman

"Hello boys" she said.

A/N sorry about the short chapter. This is just an intro chapter if you will. I will update very soon