Angie: This is a story about some of the Orgy Members going to Atlantis. If something is in this font, it was written by me, Angie. By the way, we don't own any KH characters, Little Mermaid characters, or Finding Nemo characters.
Raegan: Lol Orgy. ^_^ And if something is in the awesome Comic Sans MS font, It was written by me. Ok, um it's Axel, Saix, Demyx, Xigbar, our three nobodies we made up Xaergan (Made by me!), Exnagi (Made by Angie), and Cayxer (Made by my brother, Rayce).
Angie: And so we begin.
One night, Demyx was staring at the Organization fish tank. "I wonder what it's like to be a fish." Demyx said to the fish, as if they understood him. "Oh! I know!" Demyx ran into the living room where all the other members were and screamed, "Who wants to come with me to Atlantis? If you wanna come, raise your hand!" Exnagi, Xaergan, Cayxer, Xigbar, and Saix (He figured that one of them could end up blowing up Atlantis, so he should probably try to prevent that) raised their hands. Exnagi thought to herself, "I bet it'd be great to see Axel shirtless…" When Axel didn't raise his hand, Exnagi was saddened. So she went over to him and said, "C'mon Axel! It'll be fun!" "Why on Earth would I have fun in ATLANTIS where there's WATER everywhere?" he replied. "C'mon!" Exnagi said, grabbing his arms. Xaergan walked over and picked up his legs and said, "You're coming with us, whether you like it or not," and the two carried him over to the dark portal to Atlantis that Demyx had opened up.
"Cool! I'm half-fish!" Demyx shouted when they were successfully in Atlantis. "This Is SO WEIRD!" Xaergan said. All of them were merpeople. Exnagi was staring at Axel. Demyx started swimming towards the Atlantican city. "Wait up!" Cayxer called. They all started to follow Demyx towards the city. Then, randomly, out of nowhere a giant shark appeared. "I am Bruce." Bruce said. "OMG, like from Finding Nemo?" Demyx asked. "From what?" "Nevermind," Demyx said upset. "Anyway, fish are friends, not food so I am not going to eat you today." "Yeah, fish are friends! We have a fishtank at home! ! ! . Nice place ya got here!" Demyx said. (A/N: I didn't add spaces because he was talking so fast.) "I don't like you and you annoy me so I decided I am going to eat you all." "Nice going, Demyx," Axel said. Axel then attempted to set Bruce on fire by snapping his fingers momentarily forgetting they were underwater. "You failed!" Xaergan said laughing at Axel. "Shut up!" Then, Xigbar got out his gun and shot Bruce in the eye. "OW!" "Haha, didn't expect that did you?" Xigbar laughed maniacally. Saix wacked him on the back of the head. "NO!" Bruce swam off crying. They started swimming back towards Atlantis.
As they swam towards the underwater city, (A/N: In case you don't know, that means Atlantis. I figured you'd know what I was talking about, and if you actually didn't, YOU FAILED) Exnagi was still staring at Axel. "Exanagi, what's the matter with you?" Xaergan asked quietly, "You've staring at Axel this whole time!" "Nothing's wrong." Exnagi claimed. "Wait a minute! You like him, don't you?" Xaergan exclaimed quietly, "I figured that you did before, but now it's confirmed!" "No I don't," Exnagi said in a daze, as if her brain were somewhere else. "Yeah you do."
"No I don't."
"Yeah you do."
"No I don't."
"Yeah you do."
"Nuh-uh."
"Yu-Huh!"
"Nuh-uh."
"Yu-Huh!"
"Nuh-uh"
"Yes!"
"No."
"Yes!"
"Fine, I do."
"Ah-hah! Wait, how is that even possible? We don't have hearts."
"Well, what about you? You've been eyeing Demyx for a while now."
"So?"
"Do you like him?"
"No."
"Yeah you do! Admit it Xaergan!"
"Fine I do! Sheesh!"
And they continued the trip discussing how weird it is that they have the ability to like people since they don't have hearts.
Then the weird, dysfunctional group arrived at Atlantis. They swam into the city suddenly surrounded by merpeople. They swam around looking at all the stuff there. "This sucks," Axel said bored. "It's not that bad," Exnagi said. "Yeah," Xaergan smirked, "No need to be afraid of a little water." "Just because I don't like water doesn't mean I'm afraid of it!" "Yeah, whatever." Axel just glared at Xaergan and she smirked back up at him. "Shut up, shortie," he said swimming off before Xaergan punched him or something. "He's so gonna get it!" Xaergan said glaring in Axel's direction. "I think dragging him to Atlantis with all of us is enough," Exnagi told her friend. "You're just saying that 'cause you like him!" "So what?" The two swam off to do something random you may find out about in the next paragraph that is below. Just depends what Angie writes.
"WE'RE NOW IN THE UNDERWATER CITY OF ATLANTIS!" Demyx screamed as the group entered the gates to Atlantis. "I hate my life," Axel said sadly. Exnagi swam over to him and said, "It's not THAT bad! At least you got to get away from Mansex for a little while!" "Yeah, but I'm soaking wet," Axel replied, not even relizing Exnagi liked him. It was pretty obvious! Exnagi swam on ahead, disappointed by the fact Axel had ignored her attempt. Xigbar swam over to Axel and whispered to him, "You know, I'm pretty sure Exnagi likes you." "What's your point?" Axel replied, shrugging slightly. "If you don't respond to her attempts, she'll probably kill you," Xigbar said still whispering. He was being unusually nice today... "Xigbar, why are you being nice and helpful all of a sudden?" Axel asked Xigbar. "My horoscope told me to point out something important," he replied. Suddenly, Xigbar whacked Axel on the back of the head. "Ow! What was that for?" Axel exclaimed. "My horoscope also said to whack a random cocky red-head on the back of the head," Xigbar then swam away before Axel could hit him. "OMG, it's Ariel!" Demyx suddenly screamed. "Oh crap," Ariel said under her breath as she began to swim away. You see, Demyx had been to Atlantis once before and it hadn't turned out well. He annoyed Ariel and swam right behind her talking about stupid random things for 2 hours straight. Ariel ended up having to call security to get him away! So, Ariel swam for her life. "Wait Ariel! I wanna tell you another story!" Demyx yelled as he began to give chase. So the others followed him just to see what was going on. Big mistake, because where they ended up was terrifying...
They all stood in front of the PUBLIC BATHROOMS! (A/N: DUN, DUN, DUN!) Demyx had followed Ariel to the front of the bathrooms. Why would she come here? To escape Demyx most likely since she had swam for her life when she saw him. She probably has no idea who the heck he is or his name or anything but she was annoyed by him. "I didn't even know mer-people could use the bathroom!" Exnagi exclaimed. Demyx was about to follow Ariel when Xaergan grabbed his arm. "What?" Demyx asked her. "Demyx, that's the women's bathroom!" Xaergan said trying not to laugh. Most of the others didn't hold back like her, though. "O-oh," he said embarrassed. He blushed. 'He looks so cute!' Xaergan thought. "We should probably go," Xigbar said, "Don't want her calling security on you again." "She called security on you?" Cayxer asked. "Maybe…." Demyx said quietly. The group swam off. Ariel's head peeked out the window. She sighed relieved that they had left. What was wrong with that boy?
As they swam away, Demyx began to get tired of this world. "Guys?" Demyx asked, "Can we go to another world now?" "Like where?" Xaergan asked. "Hmmmmmm..." Demyx thought. "Aha!" he finally exclaimed, "Let's all go to-" And then came a gigantic whale which swallowed them all whole. "Ninja Poof!" Exnagi screamed from inside the whale. Exnagi then opened up a dark portal to a completely random place.
You'll find out where this place is in chapter 2...
Raegy: Lol I loved writing this chapter! I just realized we stole a lot from Finding Nemo. Like Bruce and the whale. Bruce now wear's an eye patch. He feels Xiggy's pain! Ok next chapter is gonna be awesome! Ninja poof! *Raegy awesomely ninja poofes away*
Angie: Agreed! Ninja Poof!
