((Drabble written for openonsunday's challenge 'Award'. Shameless sillyfic, slashy if you squint. 100 words.))
Angel slammed the office door behind him, sending a rather spectacular spray of day-glo orange ichor over the expensive ivory carpeting. He wiped his eyes, then snarled as the blurry shape on his desk resolved itself into a smirking Spike.
"Look, Spike, I don't have TIME for your bullshit today, okay? I just spent the past SIX HOURS in conference with Hamilton, and then this demonic rabbit… um…" Some part of Angel's subconscious was screaming for attention. What…
Oh.
"…You're naked. Why are you naked?"
Spike's smirk grew alarmingly predatory. "And this year's award for 'most astonishingly oblivious' goes to…"