AN: So yeah, I'm doing this. Gotta tell you, this isn't exactly the most original idea I've had, but it does make for a great writing exercise; plus its going to be hella fun to do. I know there's a lot of Alice related parodies out there and I don't expect this one to be any different. If you're sick of parodies such as these...then I'm sorry, this just too good of an opportunity for me to throw away (you could always not read it :)). Anyway, on with the worst best idea I've ever head. Probably will be updated weekly.

The endless journey that was her pursuit of Piltover's greatest threat had led Vi to Summoner's Rift. The enforcer had gotten an anonymous tip that Jinx was hiding out within the lanes of the Rift. Seeking to end the third manhunt for the loose cannon this month, Vi was deployed to the forest groves. She had stationed herself in the bottom lane, relatively quiet with no sign of gunshots or annoying laughter. Vi just knew that Jinx would leap out of hiding from the tall grass at any given moment. She exhaled lazily and sat down, back propped against her turret. The knuckles of her hextech gauntlets cracked as she crushed them together in anticipation.

"Come out," she whispered to herself, "I'm gonna take that stupid pink gun and smash it over your sorry skull, then I'm gonna punch your face until its nothing but a puddle. I'm ready for you, Jinx."

The single minutes seemed to multiply into ten then into whole hours. Nothing to be heard at all, Vi's head lolled onto her shoulder as her eyelids grew heavy.

…..

Vi's snoring hit a high note when she stirred awake. Her eyes shot open when she realized what she had done. Hoping that her nap was only a few minutes, she looked at the build in clock on her gauntlets.

Three O'clock!, she mentally yelled, Damn! I must've slept for a couple of hours! She angrily slammed her fist on the soil, dust briefly rose from the impact. Jinx had probably seen her and was gone by now.

Vi pulled herself up, ready to head back to the nexus for extraction, when the tall grass nearby suddenly began to shake. She rotated around and entered a battle stance.

"Who's there?" she demanded, "I know someone's there! Show yourself now and I may lessen the beating!"

It happened all at once, the loose cannon herself leaped out from her hiding spot…but completely unarmed. At least to Vi it seemed to be Jinx at least at first glance, something was definitely off. Jinx was wearing a dress, with red and black patterns, strange because she hated dresses and would never wear them on normal circumstances. She claimed she felt as if she was wearing a monkey suit (much to Wukong's offense). Two white rabbit ears protruded from her head with a cottontail placing itself on her rump. Perhaps she had a mishap with Lulu?

"Jinx?" Vi questioned, tilting her head. Why was she dressed as a rabbit? The strange Jinx variation reached into pocket on her dress's waist and pulled out a pocket watch. She almost seemed to ignore Vi like a stranger.

"Oh my gracious!" she suddenly yelled in a somewhat random panic, "I'll be late! I'm late!" Before Vi could inquire any further, the rabbit dressed Jinx sprinted away into the Rift jungle.

"Wait!" Vi called out and chased after her. It was seconds before she did catch up with Jinx and lunged at her, tackling her to the ground.

"You're not going anywhere, Jinx!" the blue haired girl struggled within the grasps of the gauntlets.

"Release me now, large handed brute! I must go at once! I'm late! And who is this 'Jinx'? I know no one who goes by that name!" she argued.

"Oh sure!" Vi taunted, "Cut the crap, Jinx! I know it's you! You're disguises couldn't fool a poro!"

Suddenly, the rabbit girl's elbow smashed into Vi's face causing her to loosen her grip and Jinx was able to wiggle free.

"I apologize! I really do! But I mustn't stay! She'll have my head if I'm late again!" she frantically said before resuming her sprint deeper into the jungle, constantly screaming 'I'm late! I'm late!'

"Get back here!" Vi yelled, pissed off now, and gave chase once more. She lost sight of Jinx through the foliage but was able to follow the sound of fast paced footsteps.

Vi pushed through shrub after shrub until she came to a small grove within the forest area. She caught a glimpse of Jinx jumping down an unsuspecting hole in the ground. A rabbit hole, silly enough.

"You're mine, now!" Vi called and dove into the hole after her without a second thought.

Vi expected to hit the bottom within seconds, but she never seemed to reach it. She just fell downward in an endless dark void (not to be confused with the actual void). At first, she curled herself into a ball and braced for a body shattering crash. When it became clear that none was coming. Vi slowly outstretched her body into a free fall like fashion. The deeper she fell, the more unusual the hole became.

Mounted, lighted candles soon appeared on the sides of the endless cavern. Vi's fear of her impending landing turned into curiosity when things even got stranger. Sticking to the sides and defying gravity was pieces of furniture and common household items. Wardrobes, cupboards, chairs, couches, tables, and beds all stuck to the sides without effort. Soon random items began falling alongside Vi; bicycles, ticking clocks, more furniture, and even some jungle creatures, who acknowledged her presence with friendly waves.

"Hi there, stranger!" a scuttler said as it fell past her, "Lovely day for a fall, isn't it?" It laughed hard before disappearing into the abyss below. Vi clutched her head.

"What the hell is going on!?" she screamed.

She looked down and could see that the bottom was in sight and she would eventually reach it. Her eyes darted around, looking for something that could lessen her impact or break her fall. Luck favored her this time and a falling umbrella stand presented itself. Vi snatched one and threw it open. Sure enough, she began to gently float downwards as she breathed a sigh of relief.

The tips of her boots tapped the marble floor as she landed softly. Tossing the umbrella aside, Vi surveyed her surroundings. It appeared to be a long hallway with red carpet trailing down the marble tiled floor. Abstract paintings hung on each side of the wall parallel to each other. Vi had to stop and think, what just happened? Where was she?

Is this another dimension in the fabrics of Valoran? It wouldn't be the first, since there's the Shadow Isles and the Void. Could this be a new unexplored one? How did Jinx know about it? Perhaps she teamed up with an evil mage who gave her the means to use it as a hiding place. But why was she acting so odd, even for her standards, and dressing like a rabbit? And what does she mean by 'I'm late'?

Vi had her fair share of magic encounters, this one should be no different. There's a dangerous criminal out there that must be brought to justice…or have her face hideously disfigured.

"I'm coming to get you, Jinx," Vi growled as she advanced forward, "You can't hide forever."