iBeat Up 1D Morons
A/N This is really a response to the idiots who were harassing iCarly fans on Twitter and threatening Miranda. I know I'm late but I was looking through fanfiction ideas and I and realized I never did this back when iGo One Direction premiered. Sam and Freddie are dating in this.
Sam's POV
Me, Carly and Freddie were about to go and address the people at Webicon. Last time we did this me and Freddie weren't dating. Ever since Freddie kissed me on iCarly the Creddie fans have been largely silent. I don't know if they stopped watching or if they just accepted it. I brought my butter sock just in case. I might need it when we sign autographs.
After we answered some questions, it was time to sign autographs. It went well for the first half hour or so. That's when a group of girls wearing 1D shirts came up to the table.
"Why don't you guys get off the internet?"
"Are you guys Creddie shippers? Because Sam loves Freddie and I don't. So don't bother—"
"Oh please. We don't care about your love lives. We just don't like you guys giving our favorite band a bad name with your crappy web show. It's for little kids and it's so stupid. So are the fans. Just stay away from 1D."
"I don't think I will. Oh, and I'm sure you'll love it that me and Harry made out after the web show."
"You little bitch, I'll kill you."
As I watched this unfold, Freddie nudged me.
"Hey Sammy, you gonna do something?"
"Yeah, I know how to deal with groups like this. If you take out the lead the rest will run away. As soon as I take the lead girl out, you tell the rest of the fans what they said about iCarly fans. They'll rip the rest of them to shreds."
I grabbed my butter sock, jumped up over the table and hit the leader of the group with the butter sock. Then I jumped on top of her and started punching her in the face until it started bleeding. The girls that were with her started running to try to get out of the hall.
"Hey iCarly fans, these girls said you guys are babyish and stupid." Freddie yelled, pointing to the little cowards trying to escape.
The crowed turned into an angry mod and proceeded to rip those girls to shreds.
For a minute I watched the crowd of iCarly fans rips the 1Ders to shreds. Then I grabbed Freddie's hand and dragged him away.
"I'll see you later Carly. Me and Freddie are gonna go make out in the janitor's closet"
A/N Okay, that's it. It's really short because really I just wanted to have Sam beat up the 1Ders. Let me say something about who the 1Ders represent. If you're a 1Der, this is not aimed at you and I'm not trying to offend you. This is only aimed at the morons on Twitter who were harassing iCarly fans, bashing the show, and threatening Miranda Cosgrove. I personally think they're a decent band and most of their fans are normal. I'm just talking about a small group of 1Ders. These idiots claimed 1D would be like Big Time Rush if they went on iCarly. That's why I was so amused when 1D toured with Big Time Rush. Then of course these same morons started harassing Big Time Rush fans. I have nothing against the vast majority of 1Ders. But I have little patience for the assholes sending Miranda death threats. Here's my message to the people who sent Miranda death threats: Get off the internet you freaking losers. No one likes you. Please do the world a favor and go back to cutting yourself in your basement.