tersidsiai slowly rubbed karktas after their long session of feasting on each others white buffets. 'u kno, u dont have to leave me ' karkta said quietly. 'what are u fukin talking about ktrkak im never leaving u even if u thot i left id just sit in ur closet on cum on ur underwear or something idfk ' "what the fuck tersaszi get out this is why im dating nepeta u fukin slut get out before i get angrily hjorny again" kakrakt lookd down under the sheets. "too late" he said. "ready for another hardcore bootybrandishing?" he asked. 'no, its time for u to pleasure me.' terezdais said. "what exactly did u hav in mind." terszai pulled out a giant scaly dragon dildo from bad-dragon dot com . 'i want u to cut off ur dick and replace it with this.' "wHAT THE FUCK NO HELL NO WHY " he exclaimed, but it was already too late. teredasi had pulled out dirk and dirk udse his raser tong to cut off his peter piper pickle. 'time fr th fun part?,' she said/.
*20 minutes later*
kartka got off the stretcher. he wiggled it around, got a nice feel for it, then realized one flaw. she had stitched on a banandasa insted. 'wht the fuk ter i told u u shud not be blind when u perfrm surgery' "HOW ABOUT U STOP MOCKING ME U LITTLE BITCH A FUCK ME." 'ok' and so proceeded a long session of karkat stuffing his giggle stick into her shit chute. 'o ye bby fuk me like that' somehow the banana had molded into the shape of a penis, and it had a secret power that noone knew abut. "oooOH YES TER IM CUMGIN,"
karkat began flailing his arms in a robotic fashion and his voice turned slightly robotic too
"HARDER BETTER FASTRER STRONGERR" "WORK IT MAKE IT DO IT MAKES US HARDER BETTER FESTER STRONGER MORA THAN HOUR EVER AFTER WORK IS NEVER OVER"
a giant flame of pixels sprayed out of his fruity (literally) cock. terfdjas didnt hesitate to suck down the blast of 8bit into her gullet. 'what the hell was that karkat how did you cum pixels'. "i dont know tz i just was possessed by the fuking banan lets do it again" and karkta began pownding his sewer trout into tz's brown mile, and crated a deishous sauce he lovd 2 lik up. "OMG TZ IM GONNA CUM AGAIN PREPARE-"
and as if by some otherwordly force, his voice became majestic like a fully grown nordic unicorn
"I BESTOW UPON THY BLIND PROPHET MY PENIS PUTTY INTO THOUS SPLIT PEACH!"
and tz fell onto the floor, with a huge load of silly putty falling out of her meat purse. 'dud u need 2 teach me how to do that.'